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we’ve moved past beating a dead horse and arrived at ‘palaeontologists are unearthing remains of severely mistreated horse corpse’
It is season 45 of supernatural, the Winchester brothers are facing their biggest threat yet, Satan’s cousin’s college roommate’s godson, Fuckhands McMike
Deadpool's sexuality
12/03/13 edit: Tonight on Twitter, Deadpool writer Gerry Duggan confirmed that Deadpool is queer, describing him as being omnisexual which is often used interchangeably with pansexual (a more inclusive form of bisexuality) so the following should now be read in the context of how this aspect of Deadpool’s character was presented before an official statement was made…Also, this current team has been openly promoting Spideypool (the Deadpool/Spiderman ship) outside of the comic by making a Spideypool companion video and even their own fanfic.
02/20/14 edit: In the last day fellow Deadpool writers Christopher Hastings and Gail Simone have confirmed that Deadpool is pansexual/omnisexual. Hastings also announced that the upcoming Deadpool annual was written for Spideypool fans, the release is set for May 21st 2014 but no other details are known.
01/20/15 edit: I did a podcast on this subject for goodmourningmedia, episode 9: Deadpool
08/18/15 edit: in the Deadpool novelization, Deadpool Paws, Blind Al asks “do you look like a woman?” when Deadpool wants a makeover and he responds, “That is so cisgender. Does my body define who I am inside?”
08/24/15 edit: In response to this post Deadpool creator Fabian Nicieza tweeted “Sorry, but anyone who writes such an extended column trying to ‘prove’ Deadpool’s sexuality does not understand Deadpool’s sexuality.” Nicieza was then accused of being dismissive toward fans and he responded “Not trying to be dismissive, but readers always want to ‘make a character their own’ and often that is to the exclusion of what the character might mean to other fans. I’ve been dogged with the DP sexuality questions for YEARS. It is a bit tiring. He is NO sex and ALL sexes. He is yours and everyone else’s. So not dismissive, but rather the epitome of inclusive.” Fans then pressed Nicieza for his explanation on Deadpool sexuality and said, “They (nor you) understand DP brain cells in CONSTANT FLUX so he is hetero one minute, gay the next, etc. ALL ARE VALID” he responded again when questioned about whether Deadpool was pansexual, “Funny how you don’t understand the character at all regardless of his (or your) perceived sexuality, It is why he is insane, why his memory is so flawed and why he was able to survive the cancer in his system. It is why he can like something one minute and hate it the next. It has ALWAYS been a part of the characters makeup. You’re arguing with the guy who introduced the omnisexual, pansexual, heterosexual, homosexual, etc. aspects of the character!” Finally, when accused of being insulting by equating homosexuality with a mental disorder he said “I understand your fight, but you’re choosing the wrong character to fight for and the wrong writer to fight with. I have spent 30 years in this business writing diverse characters and hiring diverse creators. Character has been around since 1992. He is who he has ALWAYS been and this is it. understand it and hopefully accept it or pick a better character to rally behind. I’ll be fighting with you. Would rather let people vent. I deserve it for improperly stating things and more importantly trying to have debate about complicated character and comic book pseudo-science on twitter which thrives on simplicity.”
I was in no way involved in this conversation as I was in the hospital at the time
11/03/15 In an interview with Collider Miller said Deadpool’s sexuality was “Pansexual! I want that quoted. Pansexual Deadpool.”
01/30/16 Advertising for the first Deadpool solo movie has been unabashedly promoting Deadpool as pansexual, this is one example
02/09/16: in an interview with variety magazine today Ryan Reynolds expressed an interest in including a male love interest for Deadpool in the upcoming sequel
Deadpool debuted as a stock villain in New Mutants #98 in 1991 and was not given his own series until 1993’s four-part series The Circle Chase; between these two milestones, in Deadpool’s 9th ever appearance, is the first time we see Deadpool flirt with the man in Nomad #4
Obviously, this is not a serious come on, but it set the groundwork for what would be Deadpool’s canon interest in men.
There are inumerous examples of this type of behavior throughout the entire publication of Deadpool’s self-titled series, spinoff series, and guest spot appearances. Here are a few to demonstrate the variety of occurrences:
He even flirts with well-established gay characters
some of his most sexually explicit jokes tend to be directed toward men
and when he self identifies his sexuality he is very vague
He even includes Spiderman in his list of people he’s allowed to sleep with while married to Shiklah
“But he’s only joking”
The fact of the matter is that almost everything Deadpool does and says is framed in a comedic fashion, and yet the only canon aspects of this character that are systematically denied or questioned (with the excuse of it being comedy) are his “queer” tendencies.
The fans that deny these aspects of Deadpool are the same ones that deny he was raped by Typhoid Mary although the comic leaves no question as to the fact that she had sex with him without his consent and he became depressed and ashamed of himself because of it.
These fans get mad when you suggest that it was rape. They feel personally insulted because to them, the heterosexual male, Deadpool being raped makes him weak and unmanly. I suspect that this false view of weakness and unmanly behavior (or femininity) is rejected by these heterosexual male fans because they look up to Deadpool and this “weakness” threatens to reflect back on them. The same line of thinking goes to why they are so adamantly deny that he would never seriously wear women’s clothes.
(For more information on his being a transvestite, read this article)
It is this ignorance and homophobia of the majority of Deadpool fans, or, at least of his targeted market, that to address this character’s sexuality we have to first analyze the subtext involved.
Subtext is buttsex
Sub·text, noun:
The implicit meaning or theme of a literary text.
The underlying personality of a dramatic character as implied or indicated by a script or text and interpreted by an actor in performance.
In layman’s terms, subtest is a literary style to demonstrate an aspect of the character without explicitly saying to the audience. Subtext has often been used as a way to portray queer characters in a socially acceptable manner, commonly done through flirting jokingly
exaggerated stereotypes (also in the context of a joke)
(It should be noted that the picture above takes place after Deadpool has an epiphany to put aside his mask and to be his true self. Immediately afterward we see him in San Francisco like this and his internal dialogue suggests he may appear to stereotypical; this of course meaning that his true self is stereotypically flamboyantly gay.)
and cross-dressing (you guessed it, in the context of a joke)
It seems unnecessary to depend on this literary tool when Western society seems to be so progressive and accepting of the wide array of sexual expressions and practices that humans exhibit, but the comic book/geek community is a subculture and as the study of sociology will show you, a subculture tends to reject mainstream normality, especially when that subculture is build upon alienation from society.
“But Deadpool has only been in relationships with women”
Technically, that isn’t true.
Copycat is debatably Deadpool’s most genuine love interest and plays a big part in forming his character and although she does identify as female (we assume, because she prefers female pronouns) she is a shape–shifter and sometimes takes the form of a man. We have seen Deadpool be romantic with her in a male form
Aside from Copycat, Death is Deadpool’s most intense and long-lasting romantic partner. Although the entity is usually depicted to be feminine and has reproduced, it has no gender and has also manifested as a masculine figure.
Deadpool has also only been officially married once (and happily, for that matter) and that was to an alien creature of a completely different species. Although appeared effeminate it was not technically a human and therefore an argument of gender would be irrelevant.
He has also been shown to be attracted to people who don’t fit within gender norms.
And then we have Cable.
As we discussed in the previous section, subtext is an important aspect of defining Deadpool’s sexuality and his relationship with Cable pushed the envelope for what could be considered subtext.
At one point Deadpool is is forced to visualize his deepest, darkest desire and he sees himself rubbing lotion on Cable while at the beach.
The characters themselves considered themselves married (conveyed in our handy literary tool of humorous subtext) and is even acknowledged on Marvel’s website
Their final separation with the “death” of Cable was highlighted in what appears to be a confirmation on the extent of their sexual relationship:
This is not a one-off joke
This series actually addresses the fact that they use subtext
Subsequent comics have commented on their relationship in various ways
Cable is also included in a landscape of Deadpool’s past loves which is embedded in his subconscious
“But there are gay characters within the Marvel universe, so if Deadpool wasn’t straight they would just say so”
Let us talk about Mystique. An iconic figure who is one of Marvel’s most popular queer characters. Mystique has the ability to change her physical appearance to that of any person she chooses and she uses this ability in various ways to impersonate and manipulate people; in doing so she has seduced people regardless of gender, the justification always being a nefarious purpose.
The relation between this and Deadpool is that despite the given intentions of their behaving outside what we would define as heterosexuality it doesn’t change the fact that it does occur and it is a part of that characters canon.
It was only recently revealed that the friendship between Mystique and Destiny, her teammate in Brotherhood of Mutants, was actually a domestic partnership in which the two openly raised Rogue as their child, and Nightcrawler was even originally intended to be their biological child (through Mystique’s ability to transform into a male.) But the characters continued to be written as seemingly heterosexual, caring for each other to the extent that would be appropriate in a friendship and they were never shown to have any intimate or overtly flirtatious interactions.
Of course these characters were originally written at an earlier time in which subtext had to be far more subtle than it is now, but this demonstrates that Marvel has and does implement subtext to establish imperative and far-reaching aspects of canon.
A more recent and lateral comparison would be between Deadpool and Daken; Daken having first debuted in 2007 and being a well-known pansexual, as I would argue Deadpool is.
Daken has only had semi-serious romantic interest in a woman and is seen sexual situations with men only to manipulate them for his nefarious purposes (exactly as we have seen with Mystique.)
Despite the underwhelming evidence of his bisexuality it was questioned until it was confirmed in 2009 by Marjorie Liu who said he “will do anyone and anything [to achieve his goals and he’s] past that kind of identification. He’s beyond it.” Daniel Way (longtime writer of Deadpool in many titles and of his video game) confirmed what is now established as Daken’s pansexuality by saying, “He’s no more homosexual than he is heterosexual. It’s about control.”
What does this have to do with Deadpool? Simply that a well-established pansexual character who debuted in a much more tolerant time has less evidence of his pansexuality then Deadpool does.
A more relevant example would be Rictor and Shatterstar who spent decades in a sub sexual romantic relationship which was expressed as vaguely as this
until 2009 when it was expressly addressed to much contention, primarily from cocreator of these characters and Deadpool himself, Rob Liefeld. He has never commented on Deadpool’s sexuality, probably due to the bigoted remarks he made about wanting to “fix them” if he ever got the chance to write them again
In conclusion
Deal with it.

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The Pickles were under his tongue the whole time
Man instantly regrets purchasing clap on clap off lights after having his girlfriend over.
God
Get this away from me
this is had me dying
when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right
#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop
#can we turn kaiba into a llama
PLEASE CAN WE HAVE BAKURA AND MALIK AS YZMA AND KRONK?
#does kaiba dress in drag??
i hate you all
THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. All I need is Grandpa as the guy who breaks Kaiba’s groove.
“You threw off my groove!”
“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”
What’s next… Bakura becoming a cat?
#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?
“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”
“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”
What would that make Joey???
#Rebecca should be the wife
#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w>
“Kurikurikuri??”
“No nonONONONONONO-”
“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”
THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG
Ok just go ahead and redraw the movie scene by scene
So, would the jaguars be Beast-type monsters or Dragon-types?
# The Big 5 turning into animals
“Get them!”
“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”
“You’re excused.”
Instead of a giant trampoline, it’s magical cylinder.
“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”
“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”
#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?
i hate all 126,000 of you
it just keeps getting better and better.
Top quality content on my dash
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Would the two guys playing a board game be playing Dungeon Dice Monsters?
“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”
“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”
#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival
“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”
“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”
# And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…
This post gives me a level of happiness that I’m just not used to.
its back on my dash.
i always think of france when i hear this.
DON’ KNOW WHY
reblogging for the above gif that perfectly encapsulates the song somehow
this feels like a goofy Parisian Scooby Doo montage
#the song is crazy la paint by MiniMusicMan
thank u, @memepin
Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr
Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.
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tiny snek, tiny sips

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The stages of bottoming:
Tic tac toe sports anime by ProZD
I’m dying please watch this and join me in hell
When a villain in an Anime is finally getting beat, but then they get a random power boost out if nowhere.
This is anime
this is honest to god the funniest thing ive ever seen

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Whenever I’m sad I remember this vine
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