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This wouldn’t have happened with Toby Maguire’s Peter Parker

This would ABSOLUTELY happen with Toby Maguire’s Peter Parker.

how? He doesn’t have cartages he just makes it

"The existence of people who've never heard of [insert fandom here] makes me feel old" buddy, there are people who've never heard of just about anything you can think of. On a densely networked site like Tumblr, you're probably at most four or five mutual-of-a-mutual jumps removed from someone who's genuinely never heard of Batman.

I mean, no, but you can more or less guess from the name, right? Like, raised by bats or bitten by a radioactive bat or something, gained the powers of bats (presumably echolocation, maybe flight), fights either crime or, like, aliens or wizards or whatever. Superhero comics are pretty predictable.

"I can't believe the Opening Ceremony didn't feature Ladybug and Cat Noir". YOU FOOLS. Who do you think that parkour guy was and why do you think no one got akumatized