killua zoldyke

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

hell no fuck the army

hell no fuck the army

hell no fuck the army

hell no fuck the army

hell no fuck the army

Okay but for the most part hate the system not the soldier

hell no fuck the soldiers

hell no fuck the soldiers

hell no fuck the soldiers

hell no fuck the soldiers

hell no fuck soldiers lol

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

fuck its Already like 100 am

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually