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Ewok: “i have a bad feeling about this”

#out of clones (ooc)#leia #han #BHDFOGFJIDSOF

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luke-is-very-gay

Luke Skywalker (1977)

Two mindless porgs (2017)

#out of clones (ooc)#luke #porgs

stefani-germanotta

obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song

#out of clones (ooc)#obi wan

annabcth

Well, then the droid does belong to you.

thejgatsbykid

Luke: the droid says he belongs to you

Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakin’s fucking nightmare robot: i don’t recall

#out of clones (ooc)#obi wan #r2d2 #ANAKIN'S NIGHTMARE DROID

jaigeyes

k2, because I decided I needed another banner image

#out of clones (ooc)#k2 #don't worry this machine still kills fascists

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taahko

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

taahko

3 types of responses to this post:

disagreeing and saying yoda does fuck

disagreeing but somehow missing the joke and pulling lore receipts to prove me wrong

my mutuals telling me to shut up

taahko

FOURTH AND WORST RESPONSE:

people saying theyd fuck yoda

#out of clones (ooc)#yoda #; nsfw

sentrysvoid

What did you think was going to happen here?

#out of clones (ooc)#luke

lesbianrey

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

original full audio

didney-worl-no-uta

@midwaymilly

#out of clones (ooc)#anakin #obi wan #hsaiodojsbdf

melbrooks

nunyabizni

I just died, this killed me

lucifermorningnova-deactivated2

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

tour-of-torterra

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism.

viciousboobielicious

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

#out of clones (ooc)#yoda #luke #omg

stefani-germanotta

faembrosia

Oh my God.

#out of clones (ooc)#kylo #JDSONDGFSKH #the audio's pretty loud so watch out

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degouges

#out of clones (ooc)#rey

keybladesoras

A New Hope/The Last Jedi

#out of clones (ooc)#luke #leia #aaahhhhhhhhh h hhh hhh

jynandor

They found the Death Star plans. They have to transmit them from the communications tower! You have to take down the shield gate. It’s the only way to going to get them through!

Call up a Hammerhead corvette. I have an idea.

#out of clones (ooc)#helllllll yeahhhhhhh

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vader, with poise and elegance, gliding like a caped shadow: alert my star destroyer to prepare for my arrival

kylo, slipping down the hallway like a 4 year old in socks: PREPARE MY SHIP!!

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vader, calmly and professionally: there will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the millennium falcon

kylo, hysterically having a meltdown in front of the entire fleet: blow that piece of junk—OUTTA THE SKY!

#out of clones (ooc)#anakin #kylo #to be fair anakin had his fair share of meltdowns but #yeah......

fysw

#out of clones (ooc)#poe #finn #MOOD

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eroscestlavie

rey, confiding in finn after the events of tlj: i saw kylo in his private chambers and i just….i realized. that i want that.

finn, trying to choke down his disgust: you want…you want kylo ren?

rey: oh my god NO. no finn. i want to be swole as hell. i want to be absurdly huge, and ripped.

#out of clones (ooc)#rey #finn #kylo #jdsjjend

vulnerable sentence starters

"I'm so tired of being awake."

"Have you ever thought that? Have you ever thought that it feels like drowning, and you want to breathe anyway?"

"I'm not crying."

"I don't even know why."

"I thought we were friends."

"I can't breathe. I just want to breathe."

"Please just sit with me."

"Stay."

"Don't go."

"I didn't think you would leave. I thought a lot of things, but I never thought you would leave."

"Why do I even TRY?"

"What's the point?"

"Was it a lie, then? All of this?"

"Can I just not be okay for a minute? Can I?"

"Don't let go. Don't let go, don't let go - I can't breathe, don't let go."

"I used to be better at coping than this."

"I should be stronger than this."

"Look at me. All sentimental."

#out of clones (ooc)#incoming transmission (memes)

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