Butterfly Weaponizer

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

Short men are manlets, short women are minor-coded. Short nonbinary people need a third, equally-intolerable thing.

Late for elf practice 😔

How do you not hook up after a conversation like this

if someone told me to come and listen to the wind blow with them i would do it. if someone told me to come and sit on their bed while they get dressed i would do it. if someone called me late at night to come and walk with them i would not hesitate and i would do it... i would do it to be there

discovered a dog called Sock today. short for Socrates. if you even care