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Man I love being woke and treating everyone equally and adapting to new ideas and growing as a person and not being an obnoxious ass-hat that jumps onto anyone they catch living their life comfortably and happy, this truly is the peak of happiness

#fuck maga #trans pride #gay pride #blacklivesmatter #stay woke #woke #what other tags can I put to make this an orange mans worst nightmare?

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yourlocalslugslurper

So I got my wisdom teeth removed a few days ago, and I'm suffering a lot. And there's a lot of things I wish someone would have told me before I got them yanked out, so I'm here to tell YOU those things before YOU get YOURS out.

1. Your throat will hurt. Oh my God will it ever. You'd think a surgery regarding teeth would leave your throat alone, but no. Your throat will hurt so god damn much during the first few days.

2. Say goodbye to solid foods for at LEAST a week. Bonus: say goodbye to opening your mouth in general, too. I can barely open my mouth wide enough to fit a spoon in it.

3. NO STRAWS OW OWIE NO STRAWS OW.

4. I hope you like yogurt! You're going to get so tired of pudding and jello and apple sauce over the next few days. I'm not the biggest fan of meat but the things I would do to be able to bite into a nice, juicy, succulent steak right now would get me thrown in jail.

5. THE STITCHES WILL GET ON YOUR NERVES BUT DONT MESS WITH THEM. They hurt. Everything hurts.

6. You WILL look like you just got done deepthroating a beehive. Your cheeks will be swollen, nothing you can do about it.

7. You WILL have trouble speaking because your mouth (mainly tongue) will be numb for DAYS.

DO

NOT

BITE

DOWN.

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH HOLES IN YOUR MOUTH DONT MAKE NEW ONES.

And finally:

8. Don't panic if you spit up blood the first day or two, it's honestly expected.

Good luck to everyone who needs to get their wisdom teeth yanked. Just take the meds, stock up on ice packs, and get LOTS of rest. Do that and you'll be fine.

yourlocalslugslurper

Its been about 8 months and like 1/3 of my tongue is still a bit tingly but fuck it we ball

yourlocalslugslurper

So I was reading through the reblogs and tags on this and it turns out my tongue is NOT supposed to be numb for this long um so

whitemelanin

Me when I accidentally close Tumblr while reading a fic I was into and not knowing the author's name.

My life is over

yourlocalslugslurper

So I got my wisdom teeth removed a few days ago, and I'm suffering a lot. And there's a lot of things I wish someone would have told me before I got them yanked out, so I'm here to tell YOU those things before YOU get YOURS out.

1. Your throat will hurt. Oh my God will it ever. You'd think a surgery regarding teeth would leave your throat alone, but no. Your throat will hurt so god damn much during the first few days.

2. Say goodbye to solid foods for at LEAST a week. Bonus: say goodbye to opening your mouth in general, too. I can barely open my mouth wide enough to fit a spoon in it.

3. NO STRAWS OW OWIE NO STRAWS OW.

4. I hope you like yogurt! You're going to get so tired of pudding and jello and apple sauce over the next few days. I'm not the biggest fan of meat but the things I would do to be able to bite into a nice, juicy, succulent steak right now would get me thrown in jail.

5. THE STITCHES WILL GET ON YOUR NERVES BUT DONT MESS WITH THEM. They hurt. Everything hurts.

6. You WILL look like you just got done deepthroating a beehive. Your cheeks will be swollen, nothing you can do about it.

7. You WILL have trouble speaking because your mouth (mainly tongue) will be numb for DAYS.

DO

NOT

BITE

DOWN.

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH HOLES IN YOUR MOUTH DONT MAKE NEW ONES.

And finally:

8. Don't panic if you spit up blood the first day or two, it's honestly expected.

Good luck to everyone who needs to get their wisdom teeth yanked. Just take the meds, stock up on ice packs, and get LOTS of rest. Do that and you'll be fine.

yourlocalslugslurper

Its been about 8 months and like 1/3 of my tongue is still a bit tingly but fuck it we ball

I think it's funny as hell when I see a stray Tumblr post on Instagram or Tiktok or something by @pukicho with his name scribbled out but the profile picture still visible, as if we all don't recognize that little plushie freak don't bother protecting him

#pukicho #tumblr usernames

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I think sobbing to Jack Stauber about SpongeBob the Musical at 10:50pm on a Wrdnesday is a very humbling experience

#spongebob #spongebob the musical #vent post?#shitpost #musical theatre #If you're searching for context basically my senior musical is spongebib and opening night is tomorrow #And im dreading closing night because its my last school musical ever and im gonna be sobbing like a big baby #and i have to say goodbye to all my lovely theatre friends A SONG FROM LAST YEARS MUSICAL CAME ON AS IM TYPING THIS IM SOBBING

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

My brother likes big butts and cannot tell the truth.

You may ask us one question, then you must proceed through one of the two doors presented to you.

#joke #jokes #bad jokes

good-fwiend-in-wome

what 14 years without a new installment does to a fanbase: "let's talk about the walls"

sherrickmads

i don't hate you 🎂 (portal animation meme)

fanonical

in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it

shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you

which could mean nothing

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plu-mo

deltarune + portal 1 crossover :o)!!

kaison07

Weird way to fight but okay

So I got my wisdom teeth removed a few days ago, and I'm suffering a lot. And there's a lot of things I wish someone would have told me before I got them yanked out, so I'm here to tell YOU those things before YOU get YOURS out.

1. Your throat will hurt. Oh my God will it ever. You'd think a surgery regarding teeth would leave your throat alone, but no. Your throat will hurt so god damn much during the first few days.

2. Say goodbye to solid foods for at LEAST a week. Bonus: say goodbye to opening your mouth in general, too. I can barely open my mouth wide enough to fit a spoon in it.

3. NO STRAWS OW OWIE NO STRAWS OW.

4. I hope you like yogurt! You're going to get so tired of pudding and jello and apple sauce over the next few days. I'm not the biggest fan of meat but the things I would do to be able to bite into a nice, juicy, succulent steak right now would get me thrown in jail.

5. THE STITCHES WILL GET ON YOUR NERVES BUT DONT MESS WITH THEM. They hurt. Everything hurts.

6. You WILL look like you just got done deepthroating a beehive. Your cheeks will be swollen, nothing you can do about it.

7. You WILL have trouble speaking because your mouth (mainly tongue) will be numb for DAYS.

DO

NOT

BITE

DOWN.

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH HOLES IN YOUR MOUTH DONT MAKE NEW ONES.

And finally:

8. Don't panic if you spit up blood the first day or two, it's honestly expected.

Good luck to everyone who needs to get their wisdom teeth yanked. Just take the meds, stock up on ice packs, and get LOTS of rest. Do that and you'll be fine.

#teeth #wisdom teeth #wisdom tooth extraction #wisdom tooth removal #wisdom tooth pain #wisdom tooth surgery #surgery #advice