Megara

is that lorde

orgasms are cool but have you ever had a woman rub your head? like bruh…BRUH. bruh. yes.

And the ears omg

NIGGA

This blog will make you feel at peace

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college is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in mario kart because you slipped on your own banana

“jennifer lawrence takes on more emotional roles than taraji p henson” no offense but yelling at bradley cooper for 2 hours does not take a lot of work

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

stop

oh fu ck

Dogs look at you and see nothing but potential for fun and happiness. Look at yourself the same way.