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Jenny June would anonymously submit Johnny Weissmuller hate to the local paper's gossip column

And what about it?

he doesnt even read the newspaper

I'm half convinced he can't even read

Failure a love story. is a play about a dog that eats people. @yourdearestpal

Can confirm.

Honestly, cats are better.

Ignore what I said I was hacked by God or something that wasn't me oh wow it's so drafty in here who said that hahahah omg is there like a ghost wow that's crazy

hacked . by god? or hacked. by me. hello everyone. it is i. AMBIGIOIS. fail clockworks. telling all the rest of you... John N Fail is under my control. The rest of the fail family better watch out. im going back to evil fail clockworks

I apologize greatly for my previous statement? what was i thinking? what was in my head? I do not know. evil fail clockworks is dead. this will not happen again

like that wasnt even john n???

In the clock shop straight up losing it. and by it, you could say, your mind

Honestly, cats are better.

Ignore what I said I was hacked by God or something that wasn't me oh wow it's so drafty in here who said that hahahah omg is there like a ghost wow that's crazy

I'm gonna tell December and Mae you called them dumb.

Dog propaganda.

Hello!! Hi hi hi!!

YOU SNITCH >:(

John N sharpens his pencils with his teeth.

john n pencils for sale

@johnnfail did you consent to having your image used for pencils?

DELETE THIS POST RIFHT NOW.

no❤️

selling cursed clock shop deed right now someone else buy it its getting on my nerves

WHAT THEB HECK.DUDE???. THAT'S SO NOT COOL :((((

comes with a marietta and henry in a frozen ice cube in the chicago river snow globe

@dog-derber thoughts?

STOP ALERTING THEM THAT IM MARKETING OFF PF THEM. anyways selling all the clocks as well as souvenir watches

@thecountercock you're being sold, apparently

STOPPPPPPPP anyways selling pets at the stoee such as a dog a snake a rat a cat two feral monk parakeets

@death-snake no fucking way

Why must you sell me @evil-fail-clockworks ? :(

It will not be for another three days, imbecile

Henry, in three days it will be. 7/9

Bro still thinks the year starts in January😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

this is why my clock shop is better yall. shop owner doesn't know how time works

Your shop literally has evil in the name therefore you are incorrect in the eyes of the moral public

ok but your shop has fail in the name your customers probably dont like that very much

Everyone loves a scrappy underdog

@yourdearestpal please confirm

bark bark grrrr

I am in Indiana against my will

Did your sister drown yet? :)

You really underestimate human bite force until you accidentally bite your tongue or finger.

People never underestimate my bite force :D

bark bark woof woof stupid bark

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