Jenny June Fail

Coo! Cuckoo!

Well fuck you too.

Jenny June would anonymously submit Johnny Weissmuller hate to the local paper's gossip column

And what about it?

Jenny June has a full size cardboard cutout of Johnny Weissmuller in her room.

Please stop going through my things. We better get that window fixed soon or stuff like this will happen. I know the hole is symbolism or something but people keep breaking in.

i fucking hate bitches who swim in the chicago river…..like ugh do you SEE the hog guts and grease cups…..not very ladylike….

I hope you drown.

You’re damn RIGHT you will.

YESS! WE HAD OPENING NIGHT LAST NIGHT AND IT WENT WELL IM SO HAPPY!!!

YAYAYAYAY

Careful there, you’re breaking character.

John N ate cardboard when he was a baby

I laughed so hard.

Jenny June says that she's one in a krillion.

Jenny June would have loved Gatorade.

GOOD GRACIOUS WHAT IS THIS? I FEEL SO ALIIIIIIVE