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Where are you on a scale from skrimble to blorbo?

Hello hello helloooooooo :DDDD

#what does this mean #i have no idea how to answer this question #please elaborate further #other people should let me know #Dog you should know what this means #answer this for me

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what are your kids names?

Hello! :]

#January #February #March #April #June #July #August #September #October #November #Monday #Tuesday #Wednesday #Thursday #Friday #Saturday #Sunday #thanks for asking #love my kids

How do you feel about your wife murdering Nelly Fail

Hello!!

#I liked Nelly so im sad she's dead #however it was lowkey karma for mortimer mortimer #but i am sad shes dead #ALSO MAE DID NOT MURDER NELLY #all she did was PERCH on a STATUE #if we wanna get technical her parents killed her #bc they ran into the bust of Dr. Ian K Bonner #and upset it (but didnt disloge it)#so if Mae killed Nelly so did her parents #i stand by that #i also stand by my wife

why are you a bird

Haiiiiii 😁😁😁

#i just woke up and decided one day #i was originally a horse #but i woke up one day and decided to be a fucking bird #i saw one (1) green feral monk parakeet #and thought what a great day to be a bird #no but actually how do i answer this #im just a bird???#who happens to talk??

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clock is a bird that clock go squawk squawk

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Hellooooo :3