here and queer

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

mostly i do god knows what

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

"I have no emotions," said Geralt, emotionally.

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

‘tomboy’ literally was just parent code for ‘awwww this child is gay, now lets never address it and hope it goes away before it stops being cute’ like if you were a tomboy child im sorry

Hey guys I just found out in this class that during the Black Death, aka The Great Mortality, the gravediggers guild in Florence negotiated themselves a higher salary and political power because they were suddenly the unexpendable laborers supporting society....Just An Idea from 700 years ago

The key word here is "guild" y'all... That's old-timey speak for unionized.

Date a boy with skin! 💕

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.