black coffee, i'm your coffee gal

i was supposed to be staying at home today to watch the live stream but ew, i had to be social. and i got drunk and emotional so theres no better time to watch the livestream??? ps drink responsibility kids!! i’m going to be 22 in a few weeks (death is coming sweet jesus) so i can do this, but please don’t drink underage

so are we sacrificing our souls??? i’m down for that

maybe i haven’t seen brian for this long recently in one sitting for a long time, but does brian look extra gorgeous? 

just kidding he always looks gorgeous and you can fight me on that if you don’t agree with me

(joey and corey also look amazing but who are we kidding we’re only a little bit into it and i haven’t stopped looking at brian its me come on)

will say this though i love blonde!corey

“we’re psyched about our new show” same but like i’m also super psyched that brian’s on some form of social media

“we have some good fun” let me be in your friendship group please??? i’m really fun i promise 

BRING THE SHOW TO LONDON YOU COWARDS

brian’s arms are something else like damn boy

can he hug me? i bet he has magical hugs

i could not be more excited about this show you guys are so passionate about it and you’re all doing so great i love you keep being yourself

ew did you just mention brexit no thanks

i always forget how soothing corey’s voice is and then BAM he talks and i’m just so in love

lil johnny’s my new fave tin can bro brian can eat shit

look at brian????? being cute as fuck???? how can a grown ass man be so adorable?????????

“brian’s going to be so active on instagram” DRAG HIM COREY YES

brian lemme just say this - would it hurt you to post a picture or two? would it kill you to do that?? i like knowing you’re still alive somehow

“i’m never on instagram” I KNOW AND IT’S A GODDAMN TRAGEDY 

now i’m just imagining how funny he’d be on insta

brian’s really cute this is a psa 

hey guys i’m starting a kickstarter to get me over to la to watch the shows pls donate thanks

if you want to do it a lot take it out of america PLEASE?? if you’re looking for a guest for london you can hit me up. you could literally kill me and it’d be fine

JOHN MULANEY FOR TCB MAKE IT HAPPEN NOW

“its a big year for us and our friends” STOP I’M DYING

i’d like to know if i need to sell a kidney to prepare financially for the year ahead so hurry it up dudes. this is @ nick lang too

“we don’t have money” JOIN THE FUCKING LINE BOYS

“take it to london...at some point” P L E A S E

joey looks SO good recently. like, he’s always beautiful but damn. he looks so happy here i stan

brian you are a blessing to mankind thanks for existing i love you xo

“i don’t listen” you goofy goof brian

“will it be gay?” “hell yeah” BRIAN I LOVE YOU

“old men” “in our forties” “what is a meme” this is honestly their branding nowadays in my head 

“you had any body altercations recently?” brian what a conversationalist i stan

I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR BRIAN IN GLASSES SWEET JESUS

like can he get any hotter??? yes, yes he can

i love my happy boys so much like look at those forty year old men thriving

“we don’t want to burn our skin” thanks doctor rosenthal

“am i starting to die?” “have i fully matured? not emotionally, i mean, clearly” the one where brian is a big ass MOOD