you've got to dream a little harder!

so, what do you want, paul? what’s that one, concrete goal that motivates all your actions?

am i crazy?

i made a poll to see what fans’ opinions are on starkid :D

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdolSobzzQ1tAH_9fZNhFLzdvlkTEomXlHtdrHExlMY5PIMNQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

I’m supposed to say, “We’re all friends! There’s no war a-brewing!” But I just said— I said—Uh, “There’s lots to learn! Da da da da da da!” [”Ho ho ho ho!”] Oh! It was, “Ho ho ho ho ho ho!” And I watch everyone stand there watch me, and you could— My eyes were going, “Help me! Help me! Feed me lines!” But there was no going back, and so it just went, “There’s lots to learn! Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Ox like me!” And it didn’t make any sense.

Black Friday

The end is nigh, the apocalypse here

start with sweet tooth. jeff blim is wearing a wig and we can’t see his real hair, but it gets a 10/10 bc i love sweet tooth

next is aragog. jeff blim has a buzz cut. it emphasizes his resemblance to a goblin and is not particularly attractive. 3/10 bc i personally don’t like it but i still love jeff blim

ah, aladdin. the curls have appeared. short and wavy and perfect for his face, showing off his cheekbones and jawline. 11/10, aladdin is a bastard but jeff blim’s hair *cough*(and his nipples)*cough* are on point

my god. father, aka jack bauer dikrats. ya think he’s had his glow up and it’s over, but jeff blim’s waves at jaw length are magnificent. the style softens his angles and is unbearably attractive. 20/10, god i adore jeff blim

sam is hot bc he wears a uniform, but his hair is lank and the waves are greasy. he looks like a pothead found a police uniform and decided to impersonate a cop. 0/10 bc he’s a cop (sorry jeff blim)

in the same show, a simple ponytail makes general john mcnamara look fine as hell. his hair is the same but it looks much better up. sometimes you have to judge what kind of hair day you’re having and plan accordingly. john mcnamara can do that. 8/10 pls for the love of god use some conditioner jeff