Sydney

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

Look at my post boy

train

train

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being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

Boundless greed

@kittybroker

Take a bite out of these deals with the kitty with boundless greed and and bottomless stomach! Now coming in for only $26.65!

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

fun wedding game: you make all the wedding guests vote for which member of the couple they’d stay friends with after the divorce

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

op is there any particular reason the librarians would feel safer not invoking you by name