Hello, ya fucktruck.

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

I say “fuck” more than five times per sentence nvm.

Yess I need those

Nah send both

yes both

send me smiles pls

when you shower on a friday night and you feel all that school coming off of you

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

50 Shades of Grey narrated by Jar Jar Binks

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

bless the founders of urban dictionary bc without them i’d never know what you guys were talking about

*cant handle it and goes to sleep*

perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you

The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious 

I thought this said living was a waste of energy and was like amen

That too