Fun of the Day

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

"There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them."

"The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths."

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

"Under every stone lurks a politician."

"All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They."

"If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it."

"Truth is a tendency."

"I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."

"Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?"

"All men are equal before fish."

"I don't necessarily agree with everything I say."

"I have an unfortunate personality."

"Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives."

"Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."