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You giveth love, a defil’d name

My brother told me his concept for a movie script… So its Alvin and the Chipmunks but its set like 10 years after their fame. Alvin is having a lot of issues with being a chipmunk because of their short life span..he starts playing records slowed down to listen to what his voice would sound like if he were a human…. (Also Dave is now played by Bruce Campbell.) They’re getting old and tired of their act and they’re not doing as well as they used to. Theodore starts coughing really bad during one of their performances at a sketchy dive bar and they have to take him to the vet. The vets all like “Well, they’re chipmunks Dave. Im surprised they’ve lived this long.” Dave learns that he will inherit all of their money once they die. He basically keeps it on the DL and limits their spending so he can have max cash. Alvin finds out and he’s FURIOUS. He’s like “YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT US!! Not even Theodore…” He solemnly looks at the shoebox buried in the yard. This starts a rivalry and even though they’re still in character, they want to kill each other now. Its like home alone traps except with knives and stuff. Bruce Campbell Dave gets a harpoon gun though and Alvin starts a fire. Simon goes “ALVIN…WERE TAKING THIS TOO FAR! Im going to try to stop him!!!” He runs downstairs to talk Dave out of wanting to fight and is pinned to the wall with the harpoon..killing him instantly. Alvin screams NOOOOO!!! The fire gets bigger and eventually traps both Alvin and Dave. They settle their differences when they’re all like “So this is it…..” The house is engulfed in flames. End movie.

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The last video’s thumbnail is the last thing the uploader saw before Pancake killed them.

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

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What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.