Vicious, you hit me with a flower.

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises

This video must have come up on my dash at least 5 times before I watched it because I knew I wouldn’t be able to handle it

“She had an artificial patriarchy imposed on her- the studio. It took the place of her own retiring father. The studio, like a domineering parent, was alternately stern and adoring. All day long, some official was telling her what to do and what not to do. She spent all of her pre-adolescent and adolescent days inside the walls of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. She worked on the set every morning and spent three hours in the MGM classroom every afternoon. She had no time to play, no contact with other children.” -George Stevens

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

You know when you laugh sometimes and it comes out really loud and awkward. And you’re just like ‘what the fuck just came out of my mouth?’

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

jesus fucking christ

Thick thighs are glorious ok.

Thunda thighs and proud !

Who else is going to applaud me when I run?

The thicker your thighs, the closer you are to being a mermaid.

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

oh my god

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

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