Miki Minach

if you ever want to love an idiot you know where to find me

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil

This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.

Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.

I’m the type of person that would still do anything for the people who have broken my heart

Nudes are so 2017. Send me money.

Send me both

just money tbh

i said a HEALTHY coping skill rebecca!

[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[distantly] THAT DOG

no notes but it keeps getting faster

reblog if youd say yes

i love my mom i jus t adore her so much i LOVE HER shes my whole life