idiot sandwhich deluxe

THE ELEPHANT ONE MY HEART

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

Glinda is a femme lesbian with the worst case of compulsory heterosexuality I’ve ever seen in my life and Elphaba is bisexual and attracted to anyone who has ever been nice to her

GOOD POST OP

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

Fort worth, Texas 2017

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

the look of a pure menace

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

You’re not going to heaven.

Jenna Marbles found her niche and has embraced it to the absolute max