stay beautiful

feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

everyone who buys tumblr fundamentally misunderstands the fact that us clowns that still use this site use it specifically because its a no mans land in here and its structure utterly prevents a lot of the annoying crap on other social media. no premium nonsense, posts are in order, significant anonymity, etc. the userbase is uniquely hostile to change and will get up in arms about literally anything you do. every corporation who buys this site with different goals in mind is gonna have a bad time and end up selling it a few years down the line for chump change

Omg

@cobaltdays

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my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

Tumblr as a content platform has an operational model that’s inherently hard to monetize and like the fact that no capitalist understood that when they bought the company is hilarious

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

When Tumblr goes premium let's all use one account like netflix

I laughed harder than I should have. 

This is so much better than the typical Polish joke.