Enthusiast

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

Fruit Dragons by Alexandra Khitrova.

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

white girl with 3 chokers and a 21 pilots temporary tattoo: pain? ha, as if you know what that is. real pain is love becau

Aries: is both the protagonist & antagonist of their own life Taurus: constantly torn between what they want and what they need Gemini: doesn’t know how to function without stimulation Cancer: they make “homes” out of people, and relies on others rather than themselves for a sense of security. Leo: sees everyone as a threat or competition Virgo has an all-consuming fear of insignificance and lacking in all forms (major preoccupation with proving their worth) Libra: frequently loses their sense of self (by tending to define themselves by their friends & the people they surround themselves with) Scorpio: extreme distrust in not only others but also in themselves, seeing their emotions & obsessions as treacherous Sagittarius: has bouts of overwhelming loneliness and emptiness (and will do anything to fill the void) Capricorn: can’t handle failure, it feels like the end of the world to them Aquarius: has an existential crisis every other week Pisces: constantly waiting for something to happen, having absurdly high hopes & therefore getting them crushed over and over again.

Adorable man…

I’m going to kill one of them off for drama