Enid: *sniffles in despair*
Wednesday: Enid, repeat after me: I am a werewolf and therefore a deadly weapon.
Enid: *sullenly* I am a w-werewolf and therefore a d-deadly weapon.
Wednesday: My strength is formidable regardless of how effervescent I may feel myself to be.
Enid: M-My strength is f-formidable regardless of how effervescent I m-may feel myself to b-be.
Wednesday: Acknowledging this strength does not make me any less of a pretty, pretty princess.
Enid: Acknowledging th-this strength d-does not make m-me any less of a pretty, pretty p-princess.
Wednesday: So I will remember my strength before attempting to hug another absurd cartoon mascot into oblivion.
Enid: 🥺
Enid: S-So I will remember m-my strength b-before—
Paramedics: *hurry past with a gurney occupied by a misshapen mass of foam, fleece, and two distinct, if crumpled, black circles*
Wednesday/Enid: 😒🫢
Enid: *bursts into fresh tears* I’M SO SORRY, MICKEY!
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