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fun fact!! when you decide to drink water, as opposed to being constantly immensely dehydrated, you will need to pee. Suddenly, desperately, need to pee, in the middle of the city centre. at this point it is CRUCIAL that you do not simply ignore it and carry on with your errands, otherwise you will end up frantically running into a restaurant and begging one of the poor waiters to let you use the loo. Not speaking from experience or anything, just thought I'd put it out there.

Werewolves had invaded my house and the only cure to stop them from turning was pickle juice. Pouring it on them, not making them drink it

Okay but why are we curing them?

you can plug girls into other girls for frequency modulation antics

Sidechaining my girls

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

is he a character from Blackadder?

@pangur-and-grim