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The funerary industry as we know it is a big scam, the expensive coffins, the services, you need to follow the money, you know who it benefits? that's right, Spirit Halloween, you see in the before times, you didn't have to buy a fake skeleton for Halloween, you could just use your pop pop or grandma, that's until spirit Halloween came along....

A small house in mountains and no one knows where i am.

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

weird al gets mistaken for jewish because he's played by elijah wood, who is.

Daniel Radcliffe gets mistaken for Elijah Wood because they both played the main character in mid-2000s fantasy films. Elijah Wood gets mistaken for Jewish because he gets mistaken for Daniel Radcliffe, who is Jewish

Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.