Rating: Cute
This mother rat is “protecting” her babies by making sure they stay close to her. She’s doing her best even if she is struggling a bit!
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Not today Justin
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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$LAYYYTER

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Rating: Cute
This mother rat is “protecting” her babies by making sure they stay close to her. She’s doing her best even if she is struggling a bit!
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Funniest thing I have seen in 2020
Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.
Lesbian with high pain tolerance and rapid healing dating zombie girl, write your own joke

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Sad Enid: I don’t think she even likes girls.
Yoko: Bullshit! She’s definitely queer. And speak of the Devil…
Glad Enid: *perks up at Wednesday’s approach* Hi, Wednesday!
Yoko: Watch, I’ll prove it. Hey, Addams, would you like to take me out?
Wednesday: *promptly* Yes, I would enjoy nothing more.
Yoko: *smugly* See? What did I tell you?
Wednesday: I’d have to review any such contracts before accepting, but it would appear that Enid has no such qualms.
Yoko: Huh?
*guttural snarl*
Yoko: *slowly turns to Enid*
Mad Enid: You backstabbing BITCH! *pounces*
Yoko: Wait! I was just— OW! DOWN WOLF, DOWN!!
Wednesday: *watches admiringly*
Wednesday: Correction, I enjoy this more.
Did I just employ the "Treat Them Like You are A Kindergarten Teacher Again" method with my insurance company today? I surely did. Did it work? Probably better than intended because I made an actual doctor feel contrite.
So, my insurance has been trying to not cover my SNRI because it is new on the market and no generic available yet, so pricey.
I apply for a refill and the request gets locked for review. Again. For the 3rd time.
This time I call and immediately ask to speak to the actual doctor making these clinical decisions. Very politely. Must be a slow day because they allow it.
ME: [Teacher voice] I'm calling in regards to the SNRI you have placed a lock on. Why was this decision made?
DOC: Well, there are dozens of other medications on the market in that tier, and far cheaper for you and [insurer]. We have sent a request to your doctor to consider alternatives.
ME: I am aware of that. So, can you do me a HUGE favor and look up my prescription history really quickly and tell me how many SSRIs and SNRIs were only filled once in 2022 for me, showing they were poorly tolerated?
DOC: It looks like eight.
ME: Great job! Now, can you please look at my genetic test for psychiatric drug tolerance and tell me how many medications are listed in the safe category?
DOC: Two.
ME: Awesome! Now, can you tell me what type that other drug is that I'm not taking?
DOC: Yeah, totally, it's an MAOI.
ME: That's correct, you're really knowledgeable! Should I be taking something as dangerous as an MAOI with my other medications, or even just in general?
DOC: It's contraindicated for sure.
ME: It is! So true! So, last question since you've been incredibly smart and helpful. Is it less expensive for [insurer] to pay out for the medication knowing they already get a huge manufacturer discount anyway, or is it more expensive for them to pay for me to need potentially long-term inpatient psychiatric care?
DOC: I'll clear the code, ma'am and flag it as medically necessary. I'm sorry about this.
ME: I appreciate you SO MUCH. You have a great day now.
WALGREENS PHARMACY TECH WITH 5 NOSE RINGS AND PURPLE HAIR STARING AT ME: ........... OKAY! It'll be ready in five minutes. You wanna come work here?
Kill them with kindness
BUT KILL THEM
ONE DAY AT A TIME (2017 - 2020) *gifs do not do this scene justice, so here’s the video posted by @sunflowersrain
Happy Pride from Abuelita! 🏳️🌈
I feel like I am taking crazy pills
I couldn't believe this was true so I had to double check and I found multiple articles talking about it. We live in a comedy sketch.
Here's the link to the article of the photo:
Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach
Remember that time in 2016 that Harry Potter fans defaced the dolmen a Casa dos Mouros, a 5,000 year old neolitic tomb?
So an actual grave and important piece of world heritage doesn't matter. But the fictional grave of a fictional character from their beloved racist, fatphobic, transmisogynistic, mediocre book series? That's what needs protecting.

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repeating this to myself forever and ever
are you in my fucking walls or something
like one of the consistent top ships on ao3 is people shipping a racist Harry Potter character with an oppressed one and I think like once a week I’m forced to see an ad for some romance dramatization with ai graphics that’s like “I was dreading my arranged marriage to the abusive and evil pack leader who would use my barely legal eighteen year old body to make fascist baby werewolves” and but god forbid glinda and Elphaba have any sort of connection at all because “Glinda’s a bad person.” which in a pg moviesical with singing animals is still largely subjective anyways
Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.
POV: You're being chased by a Mii News cameraman while running away from a show you're supposed to guest in. Your best friend Damiien Haas also shows up for some reason.
This is the longer version of a new edit that I'm also sharing on Instagram and TikTok!
Smosh and Bit City have, once again, shown a little segment that involves stock photos of travel destinations, a green screen and a dream. Just like with the Tinky-Winky commercial sketch, I, of course, had to make it into a reality.
Hope you enjoy some classic Shaymien in action!
The amazing Carolyn Jones 🌹
She was an American actress of television and film who began her film career in the early 1950s!
By the end of the decade, in 1958, Jones achieved recognition with a nomination for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for “The Bachelor Party” (1957)!
In 1964, Jones began playing the role of Morticia Addams in the black and white television sitcom “The Addams Family”!

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH
this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?
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