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This mother rat is “protecting” her babies by making sure they stay close to her. She’s doing her best even if she is struggling a bit!

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cheese24k

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

leradny

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

quasarkisses

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

emilyelizabethfowl

i love it so much every time i see it

official-aquarium-gravel

“ugh stupid gravity”

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IM FUXKING CSHAKING

perfectlyhopeless

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

flootzavut

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

mxbuster

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

spacepsychologist

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

amaraqwolf

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

willow-wanderings

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

roach-works

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

clawfeyson

i forgot to post them

sasukechannel

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

karafina

hello i have this

teaboot

Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam

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bisexual-engineer-girl

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

pjackk

and metal of body

bisexual-engineer-girl

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

bisexual-engineer-girl

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

Pjackk IS ALIVE

"Drain the swamp."

source

#rabbits can teleport

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chrysa3tos

credit to @lillowing for the inspo hehe

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Camping Trip - Wolfish Behavior (post-reveal)

this isn't canon (yet, lol), just me playing around in the sandbox with the girls. But y'all should go read wolfish behavior by @kayr0ss~ AWOOOOOO!!

achromatophoric

Eugene: Holy crap, you two! That duet was fire!

Enid: Thanks! I still can’t believe we won 1st in the Talent Show!

Wednesday: It was never in doubt, Querida.

Yoko: Bitches, you ate and left no crumbs! The look on B’s face when she got 2nd was priceless.

Eugene: Okay, so, Wednesday, I gotta ask. How’d you learn to do that?

Yoko: Yeah, spill that tea. Watching the Wednesday Addams beatboxing, while playing the cello, was not on my Talent Show bingo card.

Wednesday: *scowls*

Enid: *excitedly* Go on, Babycakes.

Wednesday: Fine. You see, when I was a child, I was obsessed with mastering all forms of martial combat. Muay Thai. Krav Maga. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Eugene: That checks out.

Wednesday: I had lapsed into boredom by the time I was banned from all official schools after crippling some teenagers who were more bark than bite.

Yoko: Still checks out.

Wednesday: So when I heard whispers of beatboxers and their underground battles— well. I am loathe to admit that I mistakenly assumed it was named such for being doubly violent.

Yoko: Oh shit! Beat. Boxing. I get it. Easy mistake for a kid. You were only what, seven? Six?

Wednesday: Three.

Yoko: Fuck.

Eugene: Whoa, uh. So did you win any battles?

Wednesday: I… did. I may have even been bestowed a moniker—

Enid: It’s Gwandmasta Widdle! Gwandmasta. WIDDLE!!! Eeeeee!

Eugene: 😮

Yoko: 🤣

Wednesday: 😑

Enid: 🥰

achromatophoric

Enid is pissed off and done playing nice. Wenclair (2022) S2E5, It’s Time to Woe, Featuring an overly possessive Enid Sinclair and her dumb, reckless mate a bewildered Wednesday Addams.

aropride

the economy used to be so livable that people would throw their bras at the stage during concerts

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GAME CHANGER 8.05 — “Count the Rice”

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Over on Bluesky...

Via Fiona Tribe: "Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term 'dark matter' which is impressive, but he also coined the term 'spherical bastard' to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more."

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