oh to be gay and unhinged 

in a lighthouse?

yeah in a lighthouse

i hate this website

i forgot i changed my url and i was so freaked out for a second. anyway im deleting my tumblr

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

so cops are dropping out because they can’t haul heavy equipment for 12 hour shifts while dealing with people screaming at them for a couple days? that’s just working retail thru the holidays baybee. no sympathy.

Hi my name is Ulfric Stormcloak and I have a long stormy cloak(that’s how I got my name) with fur that reaches my midback and swamp green eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Ysgramor (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Talos but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a nord but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a jarl, and I rule windhelm. I’m a stormcloak (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cloaks. I love cloaks and I wear them with all my clothes. For example today I was wearing a Grey cloak and silver armor, and black pants, with silver bracers and boots. I was walking outside Windhelm. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of imperials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

cis artists be like  female teeth are typically smaller

i really hope that no protesters/rioters know that grabbing the bottom of a police officers riot shield and flipping it up will push the officer on his back, rendering him immobile due to the weight of his riot gear :(( that would be an awful thing to know and terrible information to spread :((((

on another note, i really hope protesters/rioters don’t find out that you can buy plywood from home depot from 9-30$ and make your signs out of that, and use it to deflect and shield yourself from rubber bullets :((( noooo don’t do that :(((

yknow I really hope it doesn't catch on that paintballs and paint balloons can impair vision through face shields and make equipment slick :( it'd really be soo bad :(((

if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something

*screen goes black* the girls want privacy

tma episode that's 25 minutes of dead silence with jon going "oh, out loud?" at the end