Salt Is Real

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.

This is killing me