your spooky friend

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

#this one KILLS me #like???? #the comedic timing of it all too?? #fly: finally seems exhausted and ready to be bit and eaten #spider: ooh ok maybe? #fly: immediately self-immolates once more #and then the absolute vortex that fly created upon itself?? #spider: please god let me escape let me get away please plase plae- oh I caught a bugge! whee- no no no no NO NO (tags by proton-wobbler)

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

lets evolve hard shells together i love you & also fuck those birds that keep trying to eat our soft and exposed flesh i hate them i really do but maybe together we can change our world