your spooky friend

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

whenever i’m stressed about doing something my brain will automatically repeat 2-3 Half Life: Full Life Consequences to itself as a means of motivating (?) me and it doesn’t work and actually only serves to piss me off. but it keeps happening

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

mcqueen

im begging of you please dont take my man

that’s really great man

seeing this post without the monologue is like seeing a single detached human arm lying on the sidewalk

what if it happens on the 4th of july like can u imagine

get milked idiot wait

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese