Yo-Its-Matt, But Drunk!

i would like to amend this with the fact that you absolutely CAN die from certain drug withdrawals, like opiates, for example. its not common, per se, but it certainly happens. i just dont like the idea of unintentionally perpetuating the myth that non-alcohol withdrawals wont kill you. ideally you shouldnt quit ANY addictive substance cold turkey, because addiction typically means your brain has been rewired to be chemically dependant on it

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

voted time magazine’s most frightened little lamb of the year

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

@bat-connoisseur

official vampire post

what's going on people?

general depression

hate the military

So does general depression. Why do you think he's so morose

if he hated it he'd kill his commander-in-chief

Unfortunately the commander-in-chief, five-star General Paranoia, is always alert for any threat to his person

orbital strike is always unlikely but never impossible

He's got that exact quote as a wall poster with a kitten on it

well.... fuck....

Topless lego night

I think kissing is so underrated. Sitting in someone’s lap and just making out for hours is a big mood.