FUTURE ROADKILL

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

@matts-twin-sister

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Would you unseal the coffin of the legendary pervert?

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

wjat would happen if you were a human and got bitten by both a werewolf and a vampire at the same time. would they like. fight for dominance and only one wins out so oyure only a vamp or only a wolf? would you become both a vamp and a wolf at the same time? could you be a wolf with vamp tendencies or a vamp with wolf tendencies? human who turns into a vampire on a full moon? what would happen

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.