apologies for the deception

one of the biggest tragedies of early 2010s tumblr is that the devil (bbc sherlock) took root as the face of johnlock when the guy ritchie films were RIGHT there

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

This is the dumbest shit I've come across in a while and I am loving it

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

What... What movie is this.

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady