buse

There’s a documentary all about Tom DeLonge and his music career and discovering himself through creating music - it’s a part of Ernie Ball’s “The Pursuit of Tone” documentary series - and if you’re a blink-182 or AvA fan or even just a fan of alternative rock in general, I highly recommend it, I cry every time I watch it because it’s so inspiring and beautiful hearing Tom talk about music and how powerful it is and all that good stuff :’)

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”

This gets in funnier everytime I read it.

Some ships are literally just "villainous power couple," and I think that's very sexy of them

This is chaotic as shit

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”