sammy

i was eating wild blueberry pancakes today and became possessed by thoughts about hawkeye.... something something taking his friends home to maine and making them pancakes with the wild blueberries they pick from the edge of the forest and maple syrup his dad spends a full week in spring tapping and boiling... everyone imagine francis mulcahy eating some lovely fresh-off-the-skillet blueberry pancakes drenched in syrup, because after everything he's been through, he likes to have some sweetness in his life. imagine little erin sitting on her daddy's lap with sticky, blue-tinted fingers from helping pick the berries that morning, taking little bites with her fingers while hawk puts a dollop of cream on her nose.

Hawkeye js like me fr

this is back in my notes and I love the number of people in the rbs who think that by “here” I meant “tumblr” and that ofc abed would do numbers bc he’s autistic and gay and into various tv shows but what EYE meant by “here” was “mashblr”, specifically “the corner of mashblr where we understand that the CBS war dramedy M*A*S*H (1972-1983) exists in a timeloop”

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

why does hawkeye ALWAYS need to be standing cock to cock with another man? like bitch thats father mulcahy HES NOT GONNA LET YOU HIT