i could be your lover, gordon

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

iM about to go to my supervisor and say yucks pucks throw thy out about his smelly as lunch

fuck my phone

a man is allowed to laugh, while a woman must chuckle

lol

run into traffic

I spent three hours or so on this shit and I realized I forgot John cena

Staying up until one billion oclock tmrw to catch all the loading screen in the act 3

haha [following] you are reblogging my post