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I love how this picture shows how you love me so much that it makes me love this picture but not as much as I love you. #IMissYou #ILoveYou #Forever #HappyWife (at Kaybiang Tunnel)

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Right beside you is where I belong.. 01.24.15
FIX LAGS ON HD VIDEO - VLC
So, I was watching a .mkv movie file and all I got are these freaking lags.
After googling, found out that most .mkv files caused lags in VLC (mostly HD).
Here's the solution for a lag-free streaming. *Please see sources
1. Go to Tools / Preferences / Input and Codecs / Codecs
2. Navigate to "Skip H.264 in-loop deblocking filter" and set the drop-down menu to "All"
3. Save, then replay your video.. and Voila! Clean streams!
This troubleshoot real saves me from wrecking my lappy from the frustrations. Hehe.. Hope I helped. Cheers.
Sources: http://crunchbang.org/forums/viewtopic.php?id=10510

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Nakita ni Boy si Girl na nakadungaw sa bintana..
Boy: Miss, talon ka na dyan!
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para mahulog ka na sakin. :">
Girl: Ah, ganun? Alam mo para kang manhole..
Boy: Wow! Gumaganti ah.. Bakit naman?
Girl: Tanga lang ang mahuhulog sayo!
BOOM!
ASAWA KO
Scene: Unahan ng jeep, lakas ng music ng jeep (tweeter gamit)
Mommie: Kakabingi ang music. Sakit ng ulo ko. *siksik sa dibdib ni Daddie
Daddie to Jeepney Driver: Pakipatay nga po ang sounds. Sumasakit ulo ng asawa ko. Naglilihi kasi.
*Pinatay agad ng driver ang music, without thinking
When you know someone will do anything for you to be comfortable, you know your in good hands.
When you feel his care and love, you know you're home and safe.
I miss you, Daddie. I wish you were there yesterday when I ride a freaking loud bus.
BUTTMAN
Nung bata pa ako tinuruan ako ng Lolo ng Tango.. Eh? Ano ba yung nasulat ko? Haha. Serious. Nung bata pa ako gusto kong maging SUPERHERO. Si Superman ang idol ko dati saka si Spiderman.. Pwede din si Batman. Pero syempre isang walang katotohanang ambisyon yun kaya nung nag-Grade 5 na ko, nung simula na kong magkaron ng makatotohanang ambisyon.. isinulat ko sa formal theme namin na kulay blue with matching “Ang Aking Gustong Maging..” title, ay isang TEACHER! Tama, isang teacher! Kasi idol ko noon si Maam. Diba ang daming alam ng teacher? Tapos sinusunod ka ng lahat ng mga estudyante. Kaya gustong-gusto ko talaga dati. Ang cool lang nung pinakikinggan ka ng lahat habang nagkekwento ka Nung Grade 6 (Taon-taon ang formal theme) “Nurse” na ang gusto ko sabi kasi nila madami daw pera sa pagiging Nurse mo. Hehe. Kaya ayun isinulat ko nurse.. “to help those who are sick.” Nung highschool medyo hindi ko naiisip ang mga pangarap na yan. Saka wala nung formal theme! Alam mo na ‘pag highschool diba? Puro crush at first love ang inaatupag. Nun ako natuto magpolbo at maglagay ng kolorete sa mukha. Haha. Basta lang akong isang mangmang na nag-aaral sa highschool para makapasa na walang kaalam-alam sa industriya ng bansa. So ayun, hindi ko masyado pinagisipan kung anong gusto kong maging.. Kaya nung sinabi ni Papa na mag-engineer daw ako katulad ng ninang ko, sumang-ayon naman ako. Laki daw sweldo eh! Hehe! Magiging kagaya daw ako ni ninang na malaki na ang kinikitang pera sa trabaho. Nag-enroll ako ng engineering na mangmang dahil hindi ko alam na puro Math pala 'tong field na 'to. Shit! Bulok ako sa Math! Highschool pa lang ako hindi ako maging honor-honor dahil sabi sakin ng adviser namin, “Second honor ka sana kaya lang ang grade mo sa Math below 85.. Kaya alam mo na? Outstanding ka lang!” Lagot! Hehe. (Sinadya ko talagang banggitin yun outstanding para kunwari matalino pa din ako sa mga readers) Taas pa naman ng expectations sakin ni Papa eh bulok nga ako sa Math! Haha. Kaya gorabels nalang kahit mahirap kinaya ko na kasi sabi naman nila once naging engineer ka magiging mayaman ka na! Oh diba? Motivation ko kasi ang pera.. este.. yung dream ko palang maging engineer! (Secret lang na mukha akong pera kahit halatang-halata naman. Chos!) Pati yung mga kapitbahay namin puro positive ang sinasabi.. “Naku! Ang swerte naman ng nanay ni Mi-chan at may graduating ng ENGINEER!” Tapos ang dami kong naging inaanak. Ewan ko kung dahil sa pag-eengineer ko yn. Basta dumami yung inaanak ko! Lagpas twenty! Then the big BOARD EXAM came. Todo aral syempre lisensya na ng pagiging engineer ang pinaguusapan. Dito pa naman sa Pilipinas mahalaga o advantage na may lisensya kaya nagsunog ako ng kilay, hinarap at tinalo an board exam. Yun na nga.. nakapasa ako. Sobrang saya. Di maipaliwanag na saya ang naramdaman ko. Para akong nasa Cloud 9. Isipin niyo sino bang hindi magtatatalon sa harap ng laptop kung makita mo ang pangalan mo sa (topnotcher.. Ops! Please disregard the topnotcher dahil isa yung malaking malaking ilusyon! Haha. In my dreams!) list ng nakapasa! Heaven! Para akong nagka-wings tapos lumutang ako habang kumakanta ng “FIGAROOO!” Hehehe. Andaming congrats galing sa madaming tao. Pinag-blow out pa ako ng mga magulang ko kasi they’re so proud of what I have achieved. Thank you! Thank you fans! *wave *wave Pero lahat ng kwento hindi mawawalan ng sad part *insert “awwww” here* Namatay ang kuko ko kasabay ng katotohanang hindi agad ako makahanap ng trabaho. Ang galing no, nag-aral ako ng 5 years, nag-review ako ng todo for the board exams pero I don’t have a job na maipagmamalaki. I don’t have a job ng pang-mayamaning engineer. Loko yata si Papa sabi mayaman na daw pag-engineer, asan yung yaman ko? Nung nag-apply na ko saka ko nalaman na ang hirap pala humanap ng trabaho.. lalo na yung trabahong pasok sa standards mo. Merong mahirap, andami mong gagawin, may wala kang gagawin at higit sa lahat, merong hindi related sa tinapos mo. Hindi pala porket engineer kana eh may instant engineer job ka na. Hindi din porket engineer ka na eh tatanggapin ka agad. Maraming kompanya ang may gusto ng experience kesa sa lisensya. Syempre bakit mo nga naman pagtitiwalaan ang baguhan kesa sa eksperto? Kahit ba de lisensya ka mas daig ka pa magmaneho ng 5 taon na nagmamaneho kahit wala pa syang lisensya. Hindi lahat feeling mo kaya mong gawin. Hindi lahat ng trabaho kaya mong kunin. Mapapatanong kanalang sa sarili mo kung bakit ganun? Kaya ka nga walang experience kasi wala ka pang trabaho pero kailangan naman para magkatrabaho ka meron kang experience. Bat ganun? Pero wala eh.. Ganun talaga. Hindi porket may nakuha ka eh kaya mo nang kunin lahat. Dahil lahat ng bagay pinaghihirapan. Hindi mo naman maiisip yun nung nag-aaral ka pa lang. Lahat ng trabaho pala mahirap. Akala madali lang nung nag-aaral ka palang mag-teacher, nursing at engineering. Yung mga teacher napapaos at pagod sa pagtuturo pero delayed at kulang lagi ang sweldo . Yung mga nurse minimum lang pala ang sweldo yung iba pa walang bayad para lang magka-experience. Napakahirap pala. Hindi porket nakapasa ka sa entrance exam eh gagraduate ka na. Dahil marami ka pang bigas na kakaninin at pagsubok na lalagpasan. Kailangang maghirap dahil isa pa, marami kang kalaban. Maraming katulad mo din na nangangarap. Naalala ko tuloy yung sinabi ng teacher ko nung nakapasa ko. Siguro sinumpa ako nun? Haha. Hindi daw kasi madali maghanap ng trabaho kahit pasado ka na sa board exam.. Dahil yung feeling mo nung nakapasa ka, ikaw si Batman? Kapag naghahanap ka na ng trabaho at sasabak ka na sa totoong buhay, feeling mo ikaw na si Buttman..
HOW TO CHANGE YOUR NETBOOK SCREEN RESOLUTION
HIGHER THAN 1024x600 PIXELS
Note: Windows 7 User
Device: ASUS Eee PC 1005HA
Disclaimer: Tutorial is not totally mine, please see sources at the bottom. :)
Hi netbook friends! It's really hard using netbooks considering it's small screen right? And sometimes we deal with applications that require high screen resolutions like for installation processes. (If anyone reading this has installed AutoCad in ther netbooks, you may have encountered my problem) Given that our netbooks have the default 1024x600 pixels screen resolution, it's one big problem. So, today I am going to share the solution (which I got from Google) for having or changing the resolution higher than the default.
Tutorial is not mine as I just tweaked them and add step by step pictures, please see sources below. :)
1. Click
and type regedit in the search box.
Then click enter.
2. Navigate to: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE / SYSTEM / Current Control Set / Control / Class / {4D36E968-E325-11CE-BFC1-08002BE10318} / 0000
3. Click on Folder 0000 and on the right pane navigate to Display1_DownScalingSupported
Double click Display1_DownScalingSupported and change the Value data from "0" to "1".
Then click "OK".
4. Do the same as step 3 for Folder 0001 (on the left pane)if you have the Display1_DownScalingSupported. In my case, I lack the Display1_DownScalingSupported key on Folder 001 so I will be making it. :) Again, navigate to Folder 0001.
On the right pane, right click on a blank portion, point in New and choose DWORD (32-bit) Value.
Rename the New Value#1 to Display1_DownScalingSupported then click Enter.
Again, double click Display1_DownScalingSupported and then change Value data from "0" to "1".
5. Now, restart your computer.
After reboot, right click on desktop and the choose Screen resolution.
Screen resolution menu will then pop up. Hover down the Resolution: drop-down menu and.. Voila! New higher screen resolutions!
Hope I'd help someone! You're welcome! :)
SOURCES:
http://the-natural.blogspot.com/2012/04/tweak-registry-to-get-more-resolution.html
http://mobileoffice.about.com/od/netbooks/a/How-To-Change-Your-Netbooks-Screen-Resolution.htm
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Girl: Globe ka ba?
Boy: Ay, alam ko yan! Kasi ako ang mundo mo?
Girl: Tanga! Makiki-text lang ako! Landi nito!
BOOM!

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IT'S JOKE TIME!
Tatay: Bakit Ngayon ka lang? Anak: Not now Dad, pagod ako. Dami project sa school, daming events, my meeting pa kami with Principal plus my appointment pa ko / SSG Officer, my reporting pa with all the subjects my practicum pa at mag-rereview pa ako, I have a quiz tomorrow, kaya pwede ba? Not this time. Tatay: Yabang neto! Kinder ka pa lang. Paluin kita jan? Anak: Joke lang tay! Dyan lang ako sa kapit-bahay.. Naglaro ng lupa. -- Hahahahaha
*sakit ng tyan, 5 minutes tawa
IT'S JOKE TIME!
Girl : Hi Babe, Happy Anniversary! Boy : Happy Anniversary too Babe . Nakikita mo ba ung bagong kotse na naka-park?? Girl : OMG! Babe yes nakikita ko! . . . . . . . . Boy : Binili kita ng tsinelas, ganyan ang kulay.
IT'S JOKE TIME!
Girl : Bading ka ba? Boy : Hindi ah. Girl : Halikan mo nga ako. Boy : Ayoko nga. Girl : Bading ka nga. Boy : Hindi nga. Girl : Hawakan mo nga dibdib ko? Boy : Ayoko nga eh! * sumigaw* TOL !!!!!!!! ANO BA 'TONG LOLA MO NAKAKADIRI YUNG TRIP!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
*made my day kahit morning pa lang. :D
IT'S JOKE TIME!
Daddy: 10+10?
Anak: Di ko alam.
Daddy: Easy lang eh, di mo pa masagot? Papatayin ka ng kabobohan mo!
Anak: Daddy, kung makakakita ka ng isang libo at limang daan sa kalye, alin ang pupulutin mo?
Daddy: Syempre, yung isang libo!
Anak: Pwede mo naman pulutin pareho Dad! Alam niyo papatayin kayo ng katangahan niyo!
QUIZ 07
Have you ever been judged on something you wore? - Hmm. Think so.. Are you a timid person? - At times, yes. Think ~QUICK~ what word begins with c? - Camel? Are you a funny person? - I could. :) Ever heard of Hollister? - Hmm. Not sure? Be honest, do you go for looks more or personality? - Personality. But looks are a really big point Are you attracted to players or steer clear of them? - Steer clear. Even with looks, no Ever been so upset but didn’t understand why? - Yes, mostly with PMS days.. Ugh. Are you a flirty person? - Hmmm. Towards my boy, yep. Are you homophobic? - No Are you racist at all? - No. I find other races really cool. We're all unique, anyway. :) Have you judged someone based on what they looked like? - Yep, I have Ever had a rumor spread about you? - Light rumors Are you a gossiper? - At times. :I Would you judge a girl that has had sex underage? - No. I think all of us has/had stories of our own If i said ‘slag’ what comes to mind? - What's that? Haha What is the most horrible thing anyone has ever said to you? - Thins they don't know and misjudged Has anyone ever pulled your pants down in public? - Yep. When I was in Grade 2! Sooo embarrassing. Huhu Ever had the ‘Birds and the bees’ talk with your parents? - No? How would you react if someone said you ruined their life? - Well.. it's your life. You should've seen it coming. Prevention is better than cure? Do you get upset if people say nasty things about you? - Sure do Are you a sympathetic person? - Most of the time Have you ever attention seeked? - Yep. When I was a kid. And with Daddie Have you ever said “I’m gonna kill myself” but was too scared to? - Yessss, but I'm not scared that time If your best friend died, how would you react? - I'd die too If someone you hated died, would you be sad or happy? - Sad.. I would've hate him/her if I dind't cared for him/her If you had the choice to live forever, would you? - I would like to.. But if living forever meant sadness, no.

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"Hayaan mo, pag-uwi ko gawin nating formal engagement."
SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. I can hear bells..
Pou: Cookichan's House
Hello! My name is Cookichan, and I am a female level 72 Pou!
Today I'm gonna show you what my house looks like. My owner, Mi-chan, lets me write in her blog for our tour! My owner loves to feed, play, bath and dress me up. My favorite color is pink so my owner loves to dress me up and decorate my house (including wallpapers) with different shades of pink. So.. Welcome!
My outfit for today's tour is my favorite bee animal costume. It's not pink but my owner said I look the cutest in my bee costume. *blush* Also, she put pink shades of make-up on me to make me look pretty. She even put stars face art on me which I find cute! Btw, this is my house. It's Pinkish! My owner made it a pink brick house. I also live in a candy snow-filled backyard. I love it! The mountain looks like choco ice cream topped with vanilla syrup and cherry! The trees looks like cupcakes, lollipops and candies! Oh, the snow taste like vanilla ice cream too! Yum!
Let's enter my pink house now..
This is my game room. My owner bought me a pink soccer ball! Yay! I love playing with my ball. My owner says she loves me a lot that's why she often plays with me. *giggle* She loves playing sky hop, pou sounds and cliff jump the most. Do you notice I collect my poos? Haha. It's silly to have them but I love all of them! They're too cute to be put off and they come in different colors.. so I'm letting them stay.
Welcome to my bedroom! Look at my lamp.. its pink! Hihi.
This is my kitchen. I don't always get hungry for my owner often feed me. She feed me always with nutritious fruits and veggies but she sometimes feed me sweets as prizes for being a good pou. Hehe. I wish she can buy me a pink fridge but she said the shop doesn't offer it. :(
It's my bathroom, wee! I like my bathroom coz I get to bath with my pink soap and shower!
Here is my Lab room. My owner gives me medicine here to drink when I'm sick and some fat burners when I get too fat from too much sweets. Hehe. I also get energizers here when I'm too exhausted from playing. Whew
Welcome to the Hall! My owner likes to stay here when she is talking with me. I always mimic everything she says and she always laugh to it. Hihi! Oh, let's go back outside now, let's look at my garden!
Isn't my garden beautiful? My owner help me in planting these pink roses. We water them daily by the cloud's rain so they can keep their beauty. My owner sometimes let me bathe in the cloud's rain too! It's super fun!
Isn't my pool cute?! It's pink.. wee! She even bought me pink floaters! So kawaii! I like swimming here.. really makes me happy. My owner says I inherited her mermaidy love with swimming.
This is my goal game at the backyard. Nice pink goal, huh? I love it! I really love playing..
Oh, look! I also got my pink phone! I get to communicate with my Pou friends through there and call them for a visit. My owner bought me a pink one as a reward for being a high achiever in many games! I will also share my achievements some other time to you..
So there.. This is what my house looks like. I hope you enjoyed the tour! I am always open in sharing my house to you! 'Til then.. My owner's calling me now for a bath! Sayonara!