if you run up behind me while I’m working and hold a flash drive to my throat pretending it’s a knife and I instinctively seize your hand and bite you I don’t think you are allowed to be mad

anyway I bit one of the interns this morning

“how do autistic people flirt” Inreresting question. have you every heard of the kubrick stare

dni if... you have never cut your own hair, have never written poetry in your notes app, follow less than 500 people on here, have donated to ao3 before, prefer star wars over star trek, are an only child, dislike the colour purple, have never spent an entire day in bed, have a driver's license, have been on a cruise before, don't have any allergies, your favourite season is summer, you don't like mushrooms, or you listen to cavetown

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

the second you take this  cup off me i swear to god its over for you

i miss when you could make political art without placing personal identity (and the self) at the center of everything

when i was in 5th grade all of the girls in my class had webkinz and i thought they were really cool too so i asked my parents for one but they said no because it was a girls toy so i got a piece of paper and had a bunch of kids from different classes at lunch sign a petition demanding that i get a webkinz stuffed animal and my dad actually caved because he said he was super embarrassed and i was the proud owner of a husky

I forget that mr j of straycatj fame is a normal cat bc his landlady gives him such a big personality in her captions but then she posts a video of him standing there meowing bc he wants treats and I'm like oh yeah. he is just a little cat