I will succeed because I’m crazy

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

I know it's mostly my fault for not planning better but I would really appreciate any boosting people can do of this because I am out of pain meds and I do not want to buy any more medicine until we pay for electricity since thats a priority

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one