Daytrader Vader

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

seeing someone else’s UI or hotbar is like having a look into their inner machinations

imagine getting dumped by a machine that was made to not want to dump you. why even fucking try after that

ITS BEING RENAMED TO NEW WOKE CITY

what should i get at ihop

they dont give a fuck what i do at work anymore. i was in a ski mask blowing smoke into peoples face. i had made a small hole for smoking cigarettes. my boss gave me a thumbs up

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

I've heard mixed things.

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

This is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it's real

kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America