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ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

Artist- Vanessa Stockard

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

I love being educated. I love learning & finding new things that intrigue me. I love knowing my brain is inevitably growing.

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

i like people who can appreciate silence

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

serotonin? in this economy?

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image