kayla

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

Today's gender is another goddamn mystery.

yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive

found out today that the “no don’t [action] your so sexy aha” meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker

good to know. you took one for the team

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

No One Ever Helped Me So I Will Never Help Anyone Else & Do Not Believe Anyone Should Be Helped Ever is one of thee most loser mindsets btw

the world has been unkind to you so you continue the cycle of unkindness by passing on hatred and indifference to others? Wow. groundbreaking. you’re so cool and tormented

words of affirmation. there's nothing wrong with me i choose to be like this every day for the bit

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

bonus : without any of the evil creatures left , you can hear the song of the angels more clearly (tinnitus)

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…