Mango Mayhem

hey! just updating this to say its available as a print here! I'd be really appreciative of support <3

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away