everyone’s beautiful boy

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

vocal stim this week has been um da ground