everyone’s beautiful boy

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

Born without the gene that makes you want to listen to other people’s DnD campaigns