Hawthorne

Would you please, please hurry

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Wait hold on different post now, jars are really cool- like- that's glass. that was molten sand and they shaped it and now it can hold whatever inside of it. and also?? we can see through it???

things this commenter believes:

being a slut is bad (wrong)

only women can be sluts (wrong, thank god)

@thydungeongal

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect. I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

@rox-and-prose

things this commenter believes: being a slut is bad (wrong) only women can be sluts (wrong, thank god) most confusingly, that the English language is a human person who exists in corporeal form, sucking every dick in sight (wrong, but god I wish)

HI! I've been terrible at getting back to posting here BUT I've been working away and have a glaze load in the kiln as I type (which is really anxiety-inducing because there's major, ground-rattling construction next door & I'm terrified things are going to shift in the kiln, eek).