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Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

you people aren't CASTING

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!

sorryyyy no trains tomorrow we replaced them all with a big slug

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

Certified Anti-Microsoft post