Hit em up

tired: Having children so someone can give you a glass of water on your deathbed wired: Starting to work out right now and working out your entire life so you can get your deathbed water glass your damn fucking self with your 90 year old ripped arms

Im going to be the strongest old person at the nursery home and im going to bully and beat up all my neighbors. and the staff

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

my sister lives with a cat named squangela

Tiddys are nice coward!

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

at least source the damn art, bitch

Y’all need girlfriends

this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

i’d like to remind people that this op that deactivated was only angry at hex maniac fanart because they’re kin with hex maniac

Kung

Pow

Penis

anybody in this thread smoke weed

me: *gets a surge of motivation that lasts for 10 minutes*

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive