goose

my genius uncle might have found another realm

can you please verify first before posting

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

that's the beta testing stage

look, you're very cool, and you wear leather, okay? so maybe you won't understand this. but everyone is worried, all of the time, whether they're interesting, or adventurous enough for you. and that BIZARRE little man over there likes you very much. and you like him. and if you can't get over yourself long enough to realize that, you're gonna end up another leather-clad, middle-aged sad sack dying in a puddle of his own piss!!!

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

“you’re fickle. you’re fickle and weak. your mind is held by twine”