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This narwhal will go everywhere with me.

#year of the narwhal #derpy tooth #unicorns of the sea #photo op #best year ever

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You don't know full body terror until

The medical student gets to put a speculum in you for the first time they've ever done it and it slips against your cervix.

#sexual health #no joke it was terrifying #lifeondisplay

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me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

Give blood dammit!

The phlebotomist was cute.

#save lives #give blood

Every morning on my walk from my car to my office I have to pass through a large intersection. At the same time every day I pass through it at the same time as another woman that from the surface it seems like I have nothing in common with. But for the past several months, our relationship has evolved. First it started as us just passing each other. Then the casual glances. Then nods as we would pass. Then mouthing the words good morning along with the casual nod. Smiles were thrown in there. And then today as we passed, she waved and said good morning louder than a whisper.

It's kind of adorable to see humans crave relationships, commonalities, and bonds with each other so bad that even in the most impersonal and quick paced of circumstances we can develop a relationship with someone.

Weirdly enough, her and I share that moment every morning when we pass each other.

#random thoughts and observations #human connections #deeper meaning #lifeondisplay #life lessons #blogging away

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New vocab for the new year

Every now and then I fit a word into my vocab and usually take off with the ways and how often I use it. I've been trying to fit in the phrase "you're damn Skippy" lately and I'm excited for when it sticks and I don't have to try to say it but it just comes out automatically. Those are the best moments when you say a word or phrase without even thinking about it and just appreciate yourself in that moment.

Another word I want to fit in is "hinky". Like, "this seems hinky, maybe I shouldn't do it..."

Or "his dick was a little hinky. I'm glad I got out of that situation."

Or even, "it smelled kind of hinky, so I left"

Basically they all have the commonality of this doesn't feel right, move along.

#words words words #new year new me #new years #lifeondisplay #im like a 7th grader in the 20s

Hindsight is 20/20. But it's only 2019 so I'm good for now

As I sit here on my couch contemplating what the fuck I'm going to do today on this day off that so happens to be the first day of the new year and all I can do is, well, kind of be a little sad. I know I've been lonely for awhile but I've been taking out my sexual angst and freedom on so many men lately. I guess that doesn't change my state of loneliness, but I just had the flickering thought of "wouldn't it be nice to have one consistent person in your life" and I mean, yeah, but what the fuck am I going to do right now. I'm really liking a guy that I have no chance of being with and everyone else is just an okay companion that I'm going to find something wrong with sooner or later. So for now I'll just keep asking my friends, "hey, got any cute friends?"

#single life #new years #im so ronery #people are disappointing #where are the impressive ones hiding

Resolutions are the worst. They can be so specific or so vague that I can't even define what my own resolutions would be. "Be more adultlike" meaning what? to exercise, budget, eat better, talk to more people, not be a lazy fat ass, etc? I mean yeah I guess, but also there aren't really any habits that i think I should just quit and if I do then I don't wait until the first of the year to drop them. I incorporate their absence into my life. I'm not going to say that this year i want to find love unless it's finding the things I love to do and more people to share them with. I'm not going to say I'm going to the gym everyday because I know I'm going to disappoint myself the first time I miss that my motivation will deteriorate right then and there.

I guess my new years resolution is to try and do more with each of my moments to live my best self. So if I have a few minutes, I should call a family member instead of watching TV. I should meal prep some veggies for my lunch the next day. I should spend a few minutes working on my budget every few weeks and make sure I'm on the right track with my bills and savings. I should think ahead at my free weekends so I can plan a day trip to see a friend or go on a hike.

But to have one resolution to span all of those situations but also gives me some slack when I can't always make things happen, it just doesn't make sense.

So I guess this year I'll say that I'm just going to keep trying. Trying to be my best. Trying to love me being my best. Trying to show others that I love them and then maybe that will help them work to be their best.

#resolutions #new years #lifeondisplay

Take the risk or lose the chance

As I sabotage my chances with someone that could be the love of my life

#love #mottos #dont stop me now #self destruct has been initiated

A theory..

If you eat all the dessert in your day first thing, then all the calories that you burn that day cancels the dessert.

#theories #diets are shit #rationalizing my fat cookie habit #lifeondisplay

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#my happy place #the only inanimate object with eyes i trust #and sometimes i wonder....#lifeondisplay #teddy bears #lazy sundays

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A good strategy for being a better person is noticing the little things others do to annoy or hurt you and not doing those things to others.

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Why are there so many people in my life that don't get this

#people suck #its not that hard to not suck though #thats the sucky part

#adulting #always means you can cancel on plans #best advice ever #adult mottos #words to live by #tuxedo cats #fat cats #black and white cats #redhead #lifeondisplay

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Adults tend to look down upon younger generations for not understanding cultural references before their time. However, when adults don’t pick up on cultural references of younger people, they tend to scoff.

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The fallacy of tradition

Because I can, that's why

I answered my question before I could even ask it. Why make these interesting decisions in my life? So yeah, I can go to lunch with a co-worker that I'm incredibly attracted to even though he is married... So what if he is 10 years older... I can be friends with whomever I choose... So why do I do this stuff?

#innerbattles #gingerlife #ethics #oddfriendships #attractivefriends #lifeondisplay #marriage #polyamory

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Along the walk from my car to my work, I get to pass by a few light poles that always seem to have a different homemade poster on it and I always take a picture. Sometimes I send them out to friends that I know need a pick-me-up but mostly I just keep them for myself to enjoy the happiness someone else gives to me even if they don't know me.

#happinessiscontagious #dontworrybehappy #mysteriouslocalartist #openyoureyes #lifeondisplay #mentalhealth #happy #positive #localart #motivationalposters

I don't care what you say, Piece of Me by Britney Spears is the most truth in a pop song.

#bringbritneyback #britneyspearsforlife #pieceofme #circus #music #epicempowerment #bringitbitch #lifeondisplay

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