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Fortinbras in Hamlet: FEAR ME! I AM FORTINBRAS KING OF NORWA- holy shit what the fuck is going on do you need a minute

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everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees