Look what the void spat out

sitting in Whitby Abbey rn and having now walked the route of Mina's midnight run to rescue Lucy, I have to say that Johnathan Harker married a fucking athlete. It is a long way and it is steep and cobblestoned through a maze of streets where she was avoiding any people who were out in the night. what a legend

the "biblically accurate angel" trend is such a perfect encapsulation of a pet peeve i have which is everybody wants to criticize the bible but nobody wants to read the bible. like when people were drawing crazy amalgamations of eyes and wheels talking to mary and saying "be not afraid" and everybody was like omfggg OF COURSE she was scared. like no actually the angel looked like a guy can you read 3 lines of text... they were saying be not afraid because it's scary when a random man suddenly shows up in your house and starts talking to you

This is the funniest scam I’ve ever seen

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

i hate when you can tell that a joint would feel SO fucking good if you could pop it, and it just WON'T

the person who believes every day that the winds of winter is getting released tomorrow is a fool every day but one