Ultimate Aizawa Simp

This is absolutely a daily occurrence. He'd never ask for it, no. But once it starts and he realizes that its basically heaven on earth, his human darling grooming and cleaning him exactly how he cleans his mate? Oh boy. He might not ask outloud, but the man handling during the designated cleaning and bathing times? He might as well be practically begging for it. We know normal sylus is always shy to ask to go first during the claw machine- and dragon sylus? I imagine he's even more shy, because he knows he's so different from his human mate. But god damn if the body language doesnt speak for him enough. If it doesnt, him shoving his mates hands to where his newer shedding patches are, is.

I imagine the base of his tail and the little fuckass dimond thing on his back is the good spots. If theres no scales to be shed? Bro is like so disappointed actually. Like might actively find ways to make himself shed just for his mate to help. And then the horns? Those are an entirely different story. If a dragon had a G-spot. I think it would be the horns. Dont touch them unless you're absolutely ready for the consequences.

Bro doesnt understand what a woman is let alone how to touch one, THAT DWEEB??? GETTING PUSSY????? ESPECIALLY REMAKE LEON???? I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE SAD UNFUCKED UNPAID UNLOVED LOSER!!!

Absolutely not, i refuse to see it. He's too busy sitting in a soggy cardboard box with free mutt written on the side, looking like the most pathetic wet slop of a man that its surprising He's not melTING INTO PUDDLE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND FLOWING INTO A SEWAGE PIPE!!!!

Chris redfield on the other hand?

A whore.

Imagine a reader who's constantly falling asleep in random places, like reader finds someplace warm or comfortable? Nap time. (Like a cat lmao) How do you think dragon sylus would react? What would he do about it? (If he would do anything at all)

If you don't wanna write this then that's perfectly fine! I hope your having a good day/ night regardless! ❤️❤️

I think i would kill a man for you actually you sweet person. GOOD 24 HOURS TO YOU! Love this, brain noodles are wiggling. I personally have a condition that makes me sleep for like 10+ hours a day- random times. i have so many ideas for this. So many.

Dragon! Sylus who finds the softest fabrics- silks, cottons, hand woven, anything- along personlly made blankets and furs made by the man himself. Cute plush animals and creatures, soft and cuddly. Pillows that you sink into, along with firmer ones for suport, as well as the warmest, the coolest but heavy weighted blankets (for those hot summer nights, sylus is a personally heater as is, and i cant sleep without a blanket bc i love the pressure but i get hoT DAMNIT) [let me project with this one okay, i normally make these very non-specific for a reason]

Dragons are sooooo sleepy and cuddly. Lizards who sunbathe all the time, soaking up the heat and rays. Its an instinct in any animal and neither of them, sylus or darling can pass up.

Dragon! Sylus who makes sure the entire cave is covered with blankets and pillows and plushies constantly always in reach. Theres tiny mini nests all over the place- including a special made one- one made to move around to follow the sun spot that pours into the mouth of the cave that shifts with the time. Sun spot naps with this man? Darling is waking up wondering what year and timeline it is.

Dragon! Sylus who absolutely freaks when he accidentally lets darling bake for too long and they end up with a sunburn from following a sunspot for so long. Sylus can and will constantly hold his darling as long as their unconscious body lets them, moving with them when they do to help them get comfortable. If not with his arms than his tail. Oh yeah btw his tail makes the PERFECT body pillow/cuddle object. It just slides and molds to his darling just perfectly. Ofc his whole body is that way, but while his body is a heater- his scaled tail is cold, so cold. Hot sleepers?? Ur in heaven.

(I kinda gave my 2 yr old cat an ugly haircut and he kinda took a shit on my bed and a bite of my lipstick as revenge)

Hi yeah fun fact i live for mullet and long hair sylus. His short hair is actually my least fav style on him.

Dragon! Sylus who's dragons customs is to grown their hair out- longer hair, older, more respect- its a dynamic and respect thing. (The twins have short hair because sylus decides theyre chump change LMAO)

Maybe something happens, he gets sap in it, something. Human darling has to cut it out. It looks AWFUL. so bad and choppy. And its not like its darling fault- they would never do it on purpose, but like. When you take ur pet to the vet. Its for their own good. But they're still PISSED at you for it.

Dragon! Sylus who is so fucking petty over it. He would never hurt his darling no no, never neglecting. But the jewels he dresses them with arent as shiney as usual. Or maybe his mate is a silver jewelry person- oh no whats the gold necklace now????????? Or a color that just ***slightly*** clashes which their complexion.

Oh yeah absolutely. Bro has so much energy its crazy.

Dragon! Sylus is so clingy to his darling, they have to practically shove and pry him off while begging. And sometimes bro just actually doesnt. Darling is always covered with red spots, tooth indents, little nicks and scratches, soft bruises, hickeys- not even sexually he just likes to suck? Imagine him getting a mouthfull of darlings belly and just. Sucking and biting while purring and kneading the fat around it???? He's not doing it to be pleasurable he just. He likes it. Like AGAIN GOING BACK TO CATS, how kittens knead their mama's bellys to help milk flow (imagine that on the rest of the body too how ever you please. Its the same but with much more intent behind it than absent mind cuddling.)

Dragon! Sylus who sometimes just opens his jaws as wide as he can go just to see how much of your fat he can fit in his mouth. He can measure the width of his mate with his mouth tbh, he knows how much he can cram in where. Freak. He doesnt bite when he does that tho. Hes very very afraid of accidentally biting to hard and taking a huge chunk out of darling. Nips tho. FUCKER HURTSSSSS. But its more like how a cat bites you to play. They nip and chew and nom and it stings but never breaks the skin.

Dragon! Sylus who only ever hurt his darling truely on purpose once. And it was to plant a large claiming bite mark where their neck met their shoulder the very first time they mated. Ofc his tongue was immediately soothing over the wound once he was sure it was set, cooing and trilling praise at his sweet darling mate. It the midst of it, it truely didnt hurt that bad. There was. ALOT of other things going on that felt way better than focusing on that. Thats the only time he's ever purposely placed a mark and he fussed over it untill it was fully and properly healed, giving extra love and affection. Sometimes during antics he may knick or nip a little to hard to draw blood (okay so bro MIGHT like the taste of it. Freak!! Also vampire sylus need i say more) but its always followed by his tongue. He swears it doubles the healing process. MAYBE IT COULD ACTUALLY HEAL OR SMTH???????

Dragon! Sylus whos tail literally only sits still when its wrapped firmly around you when its sleeping. During the day it moves around, it drags over his human's skin, coils and uncoils, caressing, tickling, poking- its always somewhere on his human- especially when he cant be *aka doing dishes or smth, bro acts like someone shot a puppy infront of him, LIKE BRO ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS.* his tail can lift his darling up. Thats it. Sometimes he makes a cradle for them with it while they sleep while he carves wood or works on a new piece of jewelry to adorn his mate with.

Ohhhhhhhh yes. I like the idea that Dragon! Sylus doesnt eat until after his darling does, always making sure theyve had their fill before he does, like bro doesnt bring back enough food to feed a family of seven?? Which??? He eats all of it?? Fast ahh dragon metabolism. But thats just another reason why his darling gets fed first. Gotta make sure they're full before he scarfs down whatever is left (seriously how the FUCK did he get an ENTIRE MOOSE DOWN in less than an hour)

Dragon! Sylus who isnt used to eating slowly. He's well. An animal. A giant one at that. He needs fuel and a LOT of it. In the wild if you dont eat quick, you're liable to loosing your food. That translates to dragons too, they have that instinct. Barely chewing, ripping meat off bones as fast they can- well. Human darling on the other hand. They take their time. Eating too fast unsettles their human tummy (another human flaw he bitches and grumbles about)

Human! Darling who eats slow, chewing each bite throughly, waiting before taking another. It drives sylus INSANE. Theres so much food laid out, he's mouth is watering, near drooling, licking over his chops. His tongue is licking over his darling mouth and his own the longer his darling takes. He would never rush them ofc, they need their nutrients and if this is how, thats how. But BOY does he get impatient abt it.

Dragon! Sylus who slaps his and his mate's belly while they eat, (not hard enough to hurt his human ofc) something something helping with digestion he rumbles (hes full of shit and he knows it) its more subconscious than anything. His tail swishes and circles around them, making space and feeling for any other animals that could take the food (theyre like 500 feet up in the mountains in a cave thats only accessible by flying. Theres nothing. But hes paranoid, forgive him) He nuzzles, he licks, he huffs, squirms, hums, growls, chitters, ALL OF IT. And it gets more frequent and louder throughout the meal. Once his darling FINALLY, FINALLY finishes (it took maybe 15 minutes, he is so dramatic) he carefully sets his food coma ridden darling on their nest, tucking them in, one last lick over to get any stray crumbs he missed, and hes OFF

Dragon! Sylus who practically runs to the rest of the hunt, scarffing it down, his tail and hands slapping against his chest and stomach as he eats (think subconscious stim, like bouncing ur leg), blood dripping down his face and chin (he cooks his darlings food ofc, but sometimes. He just wants to eat a whole animal raw okay. Let the feral man succumb to his instincts), talons and claws a mess, he shakes his head and growls when a particular rough chunk of meat comes up, his teeth clamped and locked, shaking his head, tugging near violently to get it off. He manages and the sound that follows is up their with one of his darlings favorite sounds- a low, content victory grumble, it near rattles the cave as he eats. You know when cats make them "ohnomnom" sound when they eat sometimes??? Yeah. That.

Ohhhh ohhhhhh omg you really got the hampter wheels spinning on this one girlypop. I got my own take on this so strap in.

Dragon! Sylus who while taking his human darling on a walk, sudden hears a very loud (literally like. Barely audible to darling.) crash in the distance, with two yelps from whelps following it. Whelps. Dragon. DRAGON??? He is SNATCHING darling up and beelining for it, only to see a heap of wings and limbs caught in a tree. No way. He's supposed to be the last of his kind?? (We can make the twins like. Half human or something? I also think about darling accidentally stumbling upon a large dragon egg burried or hidden somewhere, sylus losing his mind and boom hes a dad, boom. Nest. Oh my god brooding nesting hen sylus. Oh i gotta touch on that later.)

Dragon! Sylus who plays it very cool when landing, Read; he nearly falls over his feet and almost drops his darling (he'd never, they wouldnt get hurt, he'd take the hit) pacing back and forth under the tree look up at the two red and black dragons up in the tree, his tail whipping back and forth like a snake, practically hunting the poor twins. After fiasco that is getting a tangle of gaggly teenage limbs, wings, and tails out of the thicket of branches and sylus having a mental breakdown over not being the only dragon left- he finally drags the twins out of the trees with barely adding to the mix of bruises and cuts, plopping them on the forest floor, circling and inspecting both of them closely, sniffing madly as they do the same. Until his mate steps up.

Dragon! Sylus who then has another mental break down of 'oh god there's horny teenage dragons near my absolutely steal of a mate, oh god they're gonna *look*'. Listen. We can deal with that later.

Some how after some bickering and some animal dragon hierarchy dynamics (a lot of growling, glaring, hissing, clicking), everyone ends up getting hauled back to the den. Which the fresh kills he left to bleed dry are now good to be cooked for human consumption. The twins get bleary eyed, tummys rumbling, rubbing and nuzzling each eachother, which stirs up the scent of their wounds, and ofc darling is NOT helping by cooing over the boys and checking them over, grabbing a water skin for them to drink from, brushing and pulling the last of the leaves and twigs out of their hair, and the twins look up at the human- actually look- not like how he fear but like a baby bird latching on to the closest thing it can find for a mother- okay fINE

Dragon! Sylus' instincts finally giving in, and stomps and drags a large cut of raw venison from the rack into the cave by the fire and eating area, huffing, puffing the whole way, sitting it down and grabbing, practically dragging the twins into his arms, swaddling the two of them in his wings as they tear into the meat. And now he's gotten so use to darling being in his lap, he goes down to lick instinctively, giving a pause before eh. He's pretty much already mostly there anyway, and they still are ***pretty*** young for dragons...practically babies if you think about it...., and a long forked tongue licks across the twins faces, moving down their skin and scaled bodys (privates covered with scales or smth obv i do not believe dragons wear clothes) cleaning, licking and nursing the wounds and cuts, hissing and growling at them when they show the slightest hint of food aggression. Human darling can be watching in the corner with stars AND hearts in their eyes while drooling.

Mayhap have ran out of steam, i tend to write all my things in one go with the fleeting inspo spikes, srry this ended up not ending anything like yours anon, i spit things at the wall and pray. feel free to send me another ask and yell at me for some more o7 inbox always open esp for art like this. Thank you for the meal <3