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She cream on my crop til i flop.

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Choking on my own spit to assert dominance over myself.
everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test
"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please
Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years
Edit to add: i dont know what it says about me that i had to look up rouge the bat but can draw hugh laurie from memory
I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

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what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid
A hc of kine is that since sylus began cleaning mc, i.e. treating any dirt or food particles on them as a light snack, mcs hair and skin has been getting way better. Like, better than they would if they just used the remedies from the local village. Don't let sylus become aware of this info tho he will go on the biggest ego trip🥀.
Well see. He is aware of it. And it keeps his egomaniac running in tandem. Absolutely nothing gets by this man. But also!!! its a light snack!!! mmm yummy germs and mirco mites, not to mention just the taste of his darling gets him going alone, grooming is pretty much cloud nine for him. Also i imagine eating and licking up the dead skin cells is like. Cathartic to him in away, not only is he consuming something from his daring (he cant like, ACTUALLY eat them dispite how much he wants to ~~he eats something else just fine dw, as often as he's able~~, so i think he would get pleasure from being like 'ah yes i am eating pieces of them a little at a time!!' Also maybe his saliva is acidic or smth, like how hydronic acids are good for your skin, it melts the bad stuff right off) but he's keeping them clean, and healthy AND glowing. Cocky fucker. He knows it. Also this is gonna be gross but i feel like his stomach cant like, digest hair. Sylus who has to sneak away to cough up a hairball of both his and his darlings hair. Nasty fucker. He doesnt find it gross, its normal to him and his species but he KNOWS darling would, so he keeps it on the DL so he doesnt lose hair grooming privileges.
BTS is the new One direction now. Why am i being sold to a man named kook. Why is he trying to cook me. I would rather be styled, personally.
Juat one more chip i say, nine chips ago.
The human nature of lust and greed is sickening.

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Heyyyyyy bestie 💓 I hope you've been getting plenty of rest and taking care of yourself. I have a small ask if you'll allow it.imagine while sylus is cleaning darling up one day she notices a loose scale thats about to fall off so she plucks it off.apparently it was exactly what sylus needed. Now she makes it a point to help him with his shedding. Checking his back and other places he can't reach. Thats all I got bestie the rest is up to you.thank you so much for sharing your work I hope you have a good day 😊
This is absolutely a daily occurrence. He'd never ask for it, no. But once it starts and he realizes that its basically heaven on earth, his human darling grooming and cleaning him exactly how he cleans his mate? Oh boy. He might not ask outloud, but the man handling during the designated cleaning and bathing times? He might as well be practically begging for it. We know normal sylus is always shy to ask to go first during the claw machine- and dragon sylus? I imagine he's even more shy, because he knows he's so different from his human mate. But god damn if the body language doesnt speak for him enough. If it doesnt, him shoving his mates hands to where his newer shedding patches are, is.
I imagine the base of his tail and the little fuckass dimond thing on his back is the good spots. If theres no scales to be shed? Bro is like so disappointed actually. Like might actively find ways to make himself shed just for his mate to help. And then the horns? Those are an entirely different story. If a dragon had a G-spot. I think it would be the horns. Dont touch them unless you're absolutely ready for the consequences.
Thank you for the ask! It got the noodler going real good, have an amazing 24 hours!!
I love the videos of people running their hands over where their cats just freshly groomed, or make loud exaggerated licking sounds while they groom themselves.
Human darling and dragon sylus. Thats it. Thats the tweet. But not human darling messing up sylus's grooming on himself, no no. Thats just funny, he appreciates the effort and attention. Now. If darling ruins the grooming he just did on THEM. Oh boy. So broody. So huffy. How dare they. Did he not groom them well enough? Was it not satisfactory?? He's doubling down. Quadrupling down even. There is no escape. His human WILL be cleaned.
Good evening chat. My apologies for disappearing. I may or may not have ended up homeless. Just remembered this account existed. Mayhaps some drabbles or hc soon because ive been dreaming abt my sylus sugar daddy giving me everything i need.
Like bruh if i had him, the world in the palm of my hand and I'd never want for anything. Like. Come on man. Thats the dream. Working my ass of for barely a penny??? Nahhhhh gimme that sweet thousand dollar wine that overgrown lizard will get drunk on in two sips because we know that man cannot hold his liquor.
how is everyone feeling today
alrighty. lets get this bread
I dont understand where the idea that Leon Fucking Kennedy is a fuck boy / sex god comes from. Have you seen that man. HAVE YOU SEEN THATTWINK? Nothing about that man reads sexually capable.
Bro doesnt understand what a woman is let alone how to touch one, THAT DWEEB??? GETTING PUSSY????? ESPECIALLY REMAKE LEON???? I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE SAD UNFUCKED UNPAID UNLOVED LOSER!!!
Absolutely not, i refuse to see it. He's too busy sitting in a soggy cardboard box with free mutt written on the side, looking like the most pathetic wet slop of a man that its surprising He's not melTING INTO PUDDLE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND FLOWING INTO A SEWAGE PIPE!!!!
Chris redfield on the other hand?
A whore.
The most sluttest man in the whole franchise who's only type is the contending factors to get him going is 'alive and stupid' and he's on the person like a cat in heat i swear.

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HII!! first thing I wanna say is how much I ADORE your dragon sylus fics :> (I literally binged read so many of them in one day) and I randomly thought of a scenario that could be cute and funny :}
Imagine a reader who's constantly falling asleep in random places, like reader finds someplace warm or comfortable? Nap time. (Like a cat lmao) How do you think dragon sylus would react? What would he do about it? (If he would do anything at all)
If you don't wanna write this then that's perfectly fine! I hope your having a good day/ night regardless! ❤️❤️
I think i would kill a man for you actually you sweet person. GOOD 24 HOURS TO YOU! Love this, brain noodles are wiggling. I personally have a condition that makes me sleep for like 10+ hours a day- random times. i have so many ideas for this. So many.
Dragon! Sylus who finds the softest fabrics- silks, cottons, hand woven, anything- along personlly made blankets and furs made by the man himself. Cute plush animals and creatures, soft and cuddly. Pillows that you sink into, along with firmer ones for suport, as well as the warmest, the coolest but heavy weighted blankets (for those hot summer nights, sylus is a personally heater as is, and i cant sleep without a blanket bc i love the pressure but i get hoT DAMNIT) [let me project with this one okay, i normally make these very non-specific for a reason]
Dragons are sooooo sleepy and cuddly. Lizards who sunbathe all the time, soaking up the heat and rays. Its an instinct in any animal and neither of them, sylus or darling can pass up.
Dragon! Sylus who makes sure the entire cave is covered with blankets and pillows and plushies constantly always in reach. Theres tiny mini nests all over the place- including a special made one- one made to move around to follow the sun spot that pours into the mouth of the cave that shifts with the time. Sun spot naps with this man? Darling is waking up wondering what year and timeline it is.
Dragon! Sylus who absolutely freaks when he accidentally lets darling bake for too long and they end up with a sunburn from following a sunspot for so long. Sylus can and will constantly hold his darling as long as their unconscious body lets them, moving with them when they do to help them get comfortable. If not with his arms than his tail. Oh yeah btw his tail makes the PERFECT body pillow/cuddle object. It just slides and molds to his darling just perfectly. Ofc his whole body is that way, but while his body is a heater- his scaled tail is cold, so cold. Hot sleepers?? Ur in heaven.
Dragon! Sylus who comes back from hunts and gathering trips to his darling asleep. Blankets and pillows are near by, so if they arent already cuddled up with something, his doesnt have to go far. He gets what he needs to DONE and practically DIVES to lay with his darling. Huge weighted blanket. He purrs and rumbles when he sleeps. He snores but its like dragon grumbles. Its not annoying its so damn soothing its a lullaby by itself. AND HE WILL SING IN HIS MOTHER TOUNGE. Lullabies and chants, some ancient spells and curses- winding his love into his mates very being, soul and body. A magical experience i can only imagine.
Human darling cutting dragon sylus' hair. Thats it.
(I kinda gave my 2 yr old cat an ugly haircut and he kinda took a shit on my bed and a bite of my lipstick as revenge)
Hi yeah fun fact i live for mullet and long hair sylus. His short hair is actually my least fav style on him.
Dragon! Sylus who's dragons customs is to grown their hair out- longer hair, older, more respect- its a dynamic and respect thing. (The twins have short hair because sylus decides theyre chump change LMAO)
Maybe something happens, he gets sap in it, something. Human darling has to cut it out. It looks AWFUL. so bad and choppy. And its not like its darling fault- they would never do it on purpose, but like. When you take ur pet to the vet. Its for their own good. But they're still PISSED at you for it.
Dragon! Sylus who is so fucking petty over it. He would never hurt his darling no no, never neglecting. But the jewels he dresses them with arent as shiney as usual. Or maybe his mate is a silver jewelry person- oh no whats the gold necklace now????????? Or a color that just ***slightly*** clashes which their complexion.
Dragon! Sylus who Annoyingly picks through his mates hair more than normal. Licking at it, sulking in woe as he looks at their perfect hair. He wouldnt purposely cut it badly- he wouldnt dare alter his darling permanent- even semi-permanently. But maybe an ugly hair ornament is woven in with the normal gorgeous ones, or a braid is misshapen instead of sylus' normal perfection. Sneaky little FUCK.