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me walking to the vice principal’s office at Tumblr Academy after getting kicked out of ENG 231: Loki And Johnlock Feels In Shakespeare for throwing spitballs at our teacher, Tom Hiddleston 

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

this is so funny

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves